Haven't seen this one covered in a while, so thought I'd waste some key clicks knocking this out:
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Note: These tips from the POV of a single guy living alone in a house. If you are married, have roomies, etc., these may not be optimal for you.
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Random thoughts and tips for your profile:
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PICS:
1. Use at least 3 pics, with at least one full body shot. Preferably with you smiling and having fun. I'm a big guy.. ok I'm FAT. I dont want some SB who's got a problem with that freaking out when she see's me waddling over to her at our M&G at Starbucks. A full body shot lets her know.
2. No pics with your shirt off - just don't. To a SB it screams egotistical asshole.
3. No pets. She doesn't want to fuck your Labradoodle.
4. No buddies in your pics. Keep the focus on you.
5. NO OTHER WOMEN in your pics. WTF were you thinking?
6. Pics of you in various locations, indoors and outdoors are good.
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AGE and OTHER Data:
1. Don't lie about age, you'll get busted and look vain. Remember, she's looking for older guys.
2. Also if you're under 35 (maybe even 40), use Tinder, fuck like a bunny and save your cash (for STD treatments, child care, and moving costs when you have to relocate to avoid a stalker).
3. Net Worth and Annual Salary. This one is tricky. Too low and you look like you can't afford her. Too high and she'll upcharge you in negotiations. I tend to under state my annual by 35% to support my "that's too much for my budget" tactic. But do some math for yourself, because she's going to do it as well. Your annual pay dived by 12, less your taxes and deductions, less your monthly expense nut (rent, insurance, food, utilities, etc.) equals your monthly disposable cash that can be budgeted to sugaring. If you only have $300 a month, you can not offer $400 per meet for weekly meetings. Chicks may or may not be math majors, but they all have a calculator on their phone.
4. Profession, location: Don't use your company name, stick to your industry/job title (duh). As for location - Los Angeles is a HUGE area containing over 2 million people. Someone who's located in Los Angeles could be on the next street over, or a 90+ minute drive in afternoon traffic. If you are in a large metro area, try putting the name of a nearby neighborhood in your profile (if you can't get SA to specifically show it) so SB's can get a feel of proximity.
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About me and What I'm looking for:
1. Short is bad. Long is bad. Try for 3 (4 max!) paragraphs that tell her what your interests are, what fuels your imagination, what you do for fun and a little about your world view (no politics or religion, please). Be specific about interests. We all "like having fun". But you may like NASCAR, foreign films, or Poker tourneys. Call out what makes you exciting and interesting. Stay away from bragging about how hot you are or your sexual prowess - it's a turn off to SB's, because they get enough of that from the 22-year old douche's who hit on them in bars and at school.
2. NEW due to FOSTA/SETSA: Stay away from any reference to pay for play, sugar for sex, etc. Instant ban from the site if SA thinks you are casting the service as a front for prostitution.
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Good luck out there. Just remember...
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Life is good.
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The Cat
