This was a "no" for me after the 1st line, but thought I'd share for shits and giggles (do they still say  that? :
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Location - Agoura Hills, CA. Age 28, Body Athletic, Looks about 8-9-ish, Lifestyle - negotiable. Here's the profile text:  
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About Me
DO NOT DARE to contact me for threesome!! KEEP OUT!  
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TWO important rules: if you request access to my private photos, please grant me access to yours. It is only fair, right?!  
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Also, I am very understanding some of you are high profile and need to keep your identity private, however if you are asking to meet, you NEED to share a picture- NO exceptions!  
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**PLEASE, please ONLY message me if you are willing to meet briefly to see if we click** I DO NOT have time for useless, pointless texting back and forth that leads NOWHERE! You are paying for this service to fulfill a purpose and my inbox is full. Don’t add to my junk please. If we click, GREAT! If not, great meeting you. Best of luck finding what you want. 🙂
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Moving on...  
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First and foremost: NO SMOKING OF ANY KIND. If you are a smoker or were a smoker, do not contact me.
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Second, if you have the slightest doubt about my profile (looks, personality, location, etc.)- move on.  
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Third, I WILL NOT meet you at a hotel for the first time! I am NOT a working girl or a prostitute.  
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For your safety and mine, we will meet in public first, discreetly.  
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Lastly, just like you, I also live a pretty busy life so please be upfront and honest on what you are seeking. We are all adults here, let's just respect each other's time and effort. =)
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NOW the good stuff...
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I am a very down to earth, hard working girl who is currently finishing up a bachelors degree in Kinesiology. I am extremely passionate about fitness. I live a very healthy lifestyle. I enjoy lifting weights and the outdoors especially the beach. I am on this site because I've been single for a very long time and I am SICK of only being approached by low life losers. I am ambitious and extremely focused on my goals. I have a plan for my future and would really appreciate connecting with someone who besides spoiling me will teach me life experiences that could potentially enhance my future. Due to a busy lifestyle, I don't go out often so why not give this a try! I am completely drama free!  
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Although I am very nice, kind, honest and sweet, I also carry a character of my own so if at ANY time I feel disrespected, I will walk out! NOTHING in this world is worth dealing with an asshole or douchebag so I won't put up with it.
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What I'm Looking For
A well-mannered man. I am HUGE on respect and expect the same from you. My ideal man would be a kind - caring, fun guy; a gentleman. No drama, no disrespect, just great times.  
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I have been 110% real and honest. If my profile appeals to you, feel free to message me! You won't regret it!
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If you really want it, PM me for the profile name.

one could keyword search for: "asshole or douchebag," the woman has a way with words - LOL.

And in case you were wondering...

I might take a chance if she is my type (and I live in LA), but her looks turned me off completely. Not sure why some women think a muscular female body would turn men on.  I like a toned body with feminine curves, not hers for sure.

Especially in LA

..well not in person, but her profile. I was turned off, too, simply by the ‘attitude’ that seems to come through here. I don’t need the aggravation, so I passed. Plus Aguora Hills is too far for me.  

But here in LaLaLand, women don’t hesitate to value themselves highly. One, who I admittedly found attractive, told me she was PPM. I thought ‘Great!,’ but when I responded, she shot back that she gets $1000/meet. And her last relationship wound up seeing her 1-2 times per week. So $48K per year or more. But it only lasted 8 months. My guess is that he blew threw whatever savings he had for her and then bailed. She claims that she mostly meets guys worth $100M or more, and that they find her ‘worth it.’  

I work with people whose net worth exceeds $100M regularly - several are over $500M. They tend to be ridiculously cheap (to the extent that they’d cancel their pension program rather than pay in for an employee). So I think she was fooling herself, but hey, who am I to judge? Oh, and looks wise, she was probably a 7....

Oh yes, I've heard the $100MM net worth line before... I'm always tempted to respond with something like "well give me his name and number  'cause I'll suck his dick for $900."  Or "you should call that guy right now and buy extra knee pads!"  
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I've also worked for and known my share of real billionaires. I'm pretty sure the men who have serious money like that (what I call Kobe-level cash) don't stoop to using SA.   They have a "guy" who makes discreet connections, sets up NDA's, gets a lawyer to draft a contract, ensures things like health tests are taken, works out logistics like hotel room, airfare, etc. and most importantly, makes damn sure their guy's wife is very busy that day, week, month.  
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Snarky responses aside, I do always call their GPS bluff and let them know their ask is over my budget.  Note: I never tell them it's "too much" or "you are not worth it". I just say I can't pay that amount. Then I wait. This is an important part of the negotiation.  Once I've said no... the next person to send a message loses. Even if she takes days, weeks, or never, I just wait.  
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Ninety percent of the time she will eventually come back with a lower ask. Those who don't will probably still be looking for a high-value sucker next year.

I mean, what kind of worthless jerk does she think is going to put up with that kind  of negativity and attitude?  Doesn't she realize it makes her look very, very unattractive?

Is the new "useless" major for college hotties, right next to psychology.  
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I see a ton of POT SB's who claim to be Kinesiology or Psych majors. If you actually talk to them you find out they have no plans to get an advanced degree or actually work in the field (since a BS in Psych is worthless). These majors are the equivalent of a Humanities degree in the 70's and 80's. In other words, it's what you take to stop your parents from bitching about you not going to college and so you can try to meet a rich (or at least hung)  guy at school.

I must admit that I fuck with the extremely bitchy types - it's just too much fun and I don't mind the odd "suspension"