The Erotic Highway

Um.... no thank you.
herbtcat 6 Reviews 520 reads
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If she'd been just a bit hotter (maybe an LA 6.5 - could be a 7 if I was drunk).  
If she'd been just a bit closer (at least 22 miles through mid-town LA)
If she'd been waving a few less yellow flags (minimal text, overly racy pics in hookerish poses)
If she'd been a bit more patient, and saved these two messages for off-the-site:  
- "Let me ride your face" and one minute later,  
- "Let me cum in your mouth"

 
I might be interested.  Oh well...  

 
To her (perhaps?) non-scammer credit, when I replied that I'm only considering opportunities more local to me, she wished me good luck.  Still, passing on this one.  Besides, my Asian Pinay Unicorn is visiting me Saturday to give me my birthday present. Can't WAIT to unwrap her!  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

I've had a few like that too, where they go from zero to sixty immediately, without any conversation to speak of, no real knowledge of who I am or what I'm seeking. I say hi, they say let's get married/hop in bed/be exclusive/fly accross the country to live happily ever after, etc. It's one red flag after another and as often as not, their pictures are insanely hot/beautiful. They are either true batshit crazies, or (more likely) garden variety scammers.  I'll pass.

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