The Erotic Highway

Things SB's Say
Rockfordfile 19 Reviews 575 reads
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Text exchange with a 23yo black/Filipina in a major east coast city.

Me: Would you like to talk on the phone?

Her: We can exchange numbers but I'm not attentive enough to talk on the phone.

I will definitely not be taking this girl out on a date.

Adonis48 102 reads
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her voice mail message might say "Hi, I'm drunk and comatose at the moment, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you within a week."

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 70 reads
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3 / 3

Although 90% of Filipinos speak some English, there are 183 different languages spread amongst the islands populations.  The official language is Filipino.  If some Filipino said something that sounded a bit odd, I'd first question whether they were using the correct English words.

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