This week’s weirdness but a possibility:

Cute woman emails me. Her photos drew me in, (lovely cleavage) After a short intro and “let’s chat off this site”. She gets right to the point, needs 11k for a down-payment/closing cost short fall. She says the shortfall is due to rising interest rates. Sends me screen shots of the transactions that supposedly proves the shortfall. Tells me she is a traveling nurse and that she makes a lot of money but doesn’t have the funds to cover the closing costs. She says she’ll make it worth my while.  Um, no. Just no.

Emails from 3 Asian women. (I like Asian women, so hate me), profiles all claiming they live local to me. All claiming they own their own business. 2 claim they own international import companies. 1 claims she owns several restaurants in the US in different cities. All of them want me to download some weird app so we can chat because they don’t speak English well or as a first language. Um, isn’t that what google translate is for? Probably the same person, Obviously scammers. No thanks.

Email from a 30 some hottie. Huge chest, (I’m a boob man). Says she is going back to school and needs tuition for the summer semester. She needs all of it, by the end of the week. Say’s her former SD left town and stopped paying her rent. She’s not interested in PPT just an allowance. Says she’s done this many times before. Sounds like a train wreck, That’s a no for me.

Working on a dinner with a hottie tonight. Young and flirty, Seeking 400. Says her photos are a little old. I asked for recent photos. We’ll see. I don’t mind a little chunk so if it’s really her, I might just take the leap. I’ll keep you updated.