Findom, Goddess, Worship, etc.  They are on the wrong site.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

OK I won't.  Or anything else for that matter.

10. "I just turned 18! Hashtag: finally legal!"

9. Any use whatsoever of the word 'soulmate' in describing what she's looking for.

8.  "I'm a university student pursuing my liberal arts degree . . . "

7. "If you believe, as I do, that beauty is only skin deep . . . "

6. "I'm 4:20-friendly and hope you are too . . . "

5. "Kardashian-Klone"

4. "White only"

3.  "Seeking exclusive ______________" (no matter what fills the blank)

2. "Just hangin' out, just kickin' it"

1. "I'm adorbs"