The Erotic Highway

time for another favorite line thread??
sweetman 93 Reviews 1143 reads
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Her tag line says: my ideal body weight is yours on mine

• ...I'm gonna regret this

 • some men on this app are just so cruel

 • come for the class, stay for the ass

She wrote: "Don't you want to feel the insides of my naked thighs on the outsides of your naked thighs?"

Here's a term I bet we'll be seeing more. "Money attachment issues."  

Now that's hilarious. Now it's a disorder to want to hang onto your own money.

I found it in the profile of a 28yo Connecticut chick. She wrote, "If you have money attachment issues or it defines you, then we would not mesh well. I genuinely ask that you only contact me if you are ready to invest today." She's seeking, "Investor," "Life of Leisure," and "Luxury Lifestyle."

What a catch!

"Only STUPID guys need apply" lol

 
I have actually seen that line "money attachment issues" used in a few profiles, most of them offering "findom" Yeah right, sign me up for some of that shit. NOT

Her about section:  
I guess I'm attractive and I'll like to be spoilt and appreciated at good rates

That’s it. Two pictures, no smiles, just looks pissed off. I think I’d pass.

About Me
Dropped out of college, work at a club in dallas (we should party sometime if you’re into that) really looking for financial help

Seeking
Discretion
Investor
Life of leisure
Long-term
Luxury lifestyle
No strings attached
All ethnicities
Honestly i’m not looking for white men i’m kind of tired of all the racist back the blue crap Trump supporter stuff. I like black and asian men they tend to be more down to earth and less entitled, sorry white men you can’t win everything! Also if you are very old and unattractive please don’t expect any touching or intimacy I don’t want a guy i can’t even be attracted to

 

Her Profile states she is looking for guys aged "18-25"  Yeah good luck with that.

Anytime I read a profile full of negative statements I move on.  If a girl says clearly what she wants, and I don't fit that profile, fine, I'm ok with that.  But there's no need to ever go on and on about what you don't want.  It just indicates a mean spirit and is incredibly unattractive.  So even if it looks like I'd be exactly what she's looking for, I'll pas if she says no scammers, no cheap guys, no this, no that, etc.  The negativity is a huge turn off for me.

And I feel the exact same way about hookers. When a hooker has a longer list of her demands/complaints than her attributes I move right along to the next girl on my list.

 
If I wanted negativity I'd get a wife, Not an open minded, happy, understanding wife like the one have, but a shrew like wife like most of the posters on TER claim to have waiting for them at home. lol

Profile kinda of rambles...girl OK, but would pass

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