I did get tossed out of the cub scouts for eating all the brownies.

 
8o)~

... Too easy?  

 
Well, I'll give her credit for "thinking out of the box" :p by selling her daughter's cookie (er... I mean cookies :p ) online.  

 
Now if each sale included pics and a date with her (hopefully HOT) daughter, she may have the right recipe. :p  

 
Wonder if I buy her cookies, will she swallow them? :p  

 
And can I unwrap those tasty snacks before I stick them in her (pie)-hole? :p  

 
Ok...I am done.  

 
Life is good

 
The C at

She won't quit with the cookie sales. Her latest:

"So...did you order any cookies? You can donate some too "

I was watching a documentary  series on a website called Pornhub. It showed how the girl scouts deliver cookies to the man's house and fucks him to increase her sales numbers. Wow, cool. Sometimes he adds his special icing to the cookies and she eats them. This is a very effective sales technique and personally I'm all for it!  Can't wait for the next girl scout to come to my door, now that I know what to expect.

Many years ago I recall a cartoon (in Playboy) I think where a girlscout was obviously having difficulty closing the sale on girl scout cookies to the guy at the door, rips open her blouse and says, "What about these cupcakes?"