I hope it's time for another one of these threads, we've had fun with them in the past. I just discovered a profile on SA in which the SB mentions her husband in passing. Then at the end she says: "P.S. Don't worry about the husband... The competition will be good for him!"
Followed by "I might make bad decisions but at least I look good while doing it" posted by the same girl.
It's funny how some women will post shit that makes we want to skip right past them no matter how hot their pics look, and others make me want to overlook any flaws in their appearance just because they sound like so much fun.
She was always posting witty ads. she told me that she once posted "Looking for someone to help me make by pussy sing." She claims that she got a response from a pet trainer who actually taught cats to sing. Personally I thought she was pulling my leg, and I don't mean the third one either.
- The deeper the root the sweeter the fruit - Time to get it right . I don’t bite - hard working, don’t waste my time - Looking for fun $ daddy 💰no ppm😝 - You make the money, I spend it. - Get to know me I’m super interesting I promise☺️ - Red bottoms, to step on your neck my love - Overgrown house cat in a human body - I would prefer a nonintimate arrangement. - Yes my hair is blue now. No I am not a smurf . And so the search continues... . Life is good . The Cat
From her About Me section: I like long walks on the beach with my s/o until the LSD wears off and I realize I am dragging a stolen mannequin around a target parking lot.
This just goes to show the old saying, chicks don't date/marry down.
A male millionaire will date/marry a minimum wage waitress barely getting by on tips. The reverse of that is like a total foreign concept. Can't say she wouldn't fuck him as a sidepiece, but no way she introduces him to her family and friends.
It could be a Chinese Political parade... . 18 yr old near me with an hours-old profile puts this in her Seeking section: . "Hello. I am seeking for someone who will serve and be attentive to me whenever i like. i will do FWB but to a certain extent. if you can do something beneficial for me we can arrange a date and time. otherwise i am not interested. i like to travel,shop, go hiking. i’d also prefer if can be given allowances. i am in school trying to pursue a career in radiology. ♥️ if you can do up-fronts that would be great too!" . I wonder who coached her? . Life is good . The Cat
Saw these tag lines on SA in the last 10 days the first one was down down or hidden two days later (probably too many messages): I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.. I hope your day is as great as my ass. Good girls go to Heaven... I’m going to Valhalla! Your personal toy
Lines in different profiles: Welcome to the rodeo baby, hold on tight. I'll tickle ur balls for drunk uber rides
My personal favorite is when the tag line is "Casual & Drama Free!" The pictures are usually of a very hot blond so you scroll down to Seeking and...8 patagraphs of her very detailed high maintenance demands. Yep, totally casual and drama free.
Or my all time favorite..If you are looking for sex, that's disgusting and you should move on. Would it be inappropriate to message back with a dick pick?
Yes, I get those all the time. I had one two days ago who claimed to be about 90 miles from me, was interested in meeting (of course) but needed me to pay her phone bill first. Yeah right. lol Yesterday I checked her profile again and she had changed her profile to say she was now in Denver. lol
We had gone to text so I called her on it and she claimed that she really was only 90 miles from me and gave me some bullshit reason why she had changed her profiled to Denver, I decided to call her bluff and told her I could be there in less than two hours to "help her" with her emergency in person. Surprise, Surprise, she had a bullshit reason that she couldn't meet and repeated her request for me to send it to her. lol
You've got to admire their ability to "stick to the story" lol
You are correct, Sir! She did favorite me. I have not replied of course. . Nor do I reply to multiple favorites I am getting from profiles in South America or Asia. . I had one Asian POT who favorited me and sent a message. Her profile showed her in Los Angeles. And SA said she was 22 miles from me, which is in line with downtown LA. That's usually a no go location for me, for reasons I've mentioned before, but she was Asian, 21 and hella hot. So I replied. We ended up on whatsapp before she told me she is actually in China, hoping to come to LA soon. I told her to look me up when she gets here, and moved on. . Tomorrow, I have a Cambodian stripper coming over for an hour of fun. The strip clubs are all closed, so... . Life is good . The Cat
Dealing with all the POT SB's is a lot like "prospecting" and any good salesman who values his time knows that one of the secrets to successful prospecting is to NOT waste your time with unqualified buyers. Ruling out non buyers quickly is one of the best ways to save your valuable time to spend on actual prospects.
BUT, sometimes if the bait is good enough, like a hot Asian who "claims" to be local, you can be forgiven for spending just a few extra minutes to make sure. lol
All the "other strip clubs" are closed, but I am sure "Club Herb" is still open for business. lol
Tag line: 4 hunnit to talk cause y’all fake . Primary Location: Calabasas, California, United States Secondary Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States . About me: I aint trying to get sick rn tbh . Any takers? :p . Life is good. . The Cat
Tag line: "5 months pregnant, let me drain your credit card" . And her Seeking section" . "I don’t care how many times you’ve been scammed before If you mention that I will not reply No i will not send money to your nanny No i will send money to your other business I will no take your “test” to prove My loyalty . In order to get my number you must message me here If you have you number on your profile you’re poor" . She viewed my profile 9 hours ago. I shall not be sending her a message. . Life is good. . The Cat
Mr Cat, I respectfully acknowledge your first and only right to those 2 ladies. I will not cock block you on those at all. In fact I encourage you the take one for the team and report back!
They also tend to be more fun than the prissy girls as long as you don't act all "needy and clingy" That of course is the kiss of death with that kind of woman.
In her "About Me" section: . I like to have intellectual conversations i see myself intelligent no need of wasting time so sorry if I don't respond, it means I'm not intresting. ***the only "catfish" that can happen here is that I will look much better in reality, better this way than reverse 😜 . Well, yeah, she's really not "intresting" to me. . Life is good. . The Cat
IF they are hot enough they know no one is going to care about their communication skills, or even if they can tie their shoes on their own for that matter. lol
Now the homely ones, they have to be charming, witty, open minded, and we will STILL pass them over for the hottie. lol
About me: High performance on all fours Even stronger suction than your previous model Active base plate automatically raises and lowers to seal in suction The hose and wand release in one quick, smooth action. No extra costs – just wash and re-use
last line in her "Seeking" section: . " I’m hoping to enhance my figure with a breast augmentation this summer...Will you sponsor it?" . Um...... that's a hard 'no'. . Life is good. . The Cat
So I realize this string is a bit dated but was favorited by a profile today and just curious about how many people would jump at this one..
Headline tag: “Knock me up”
About Me: “ Hey everyone, I'm looking for someone to knock me up tonight! I want no strings attached, I won't go after you for child support if you don't come after me for custody”
I was just thinking to myself that one of the missing items from my Sugar Rotation is a knocked up baby mama who’s kid is actually...mine???I’m thinking that one is going to result in a very long-term allowance set up...
From her profile: "Lookin for a high IQ man with a tall bank account to either have my baby or give me something fun for now and you better be hot too"
In her About Me section. I don't really know what to make of this. . "All I ask is that you please not waste my time. And please don’t send a paragraph about a weekly arrangement you want. I’m not interested. 😊" . Life is good . The Cat
In her seeking section: I'm looking for a discreet wealthy man to fund my more expensive tastes. Looking for online/phone companionship. I get off on financially cuckolding my boyfriend.
Scribes are young people who take notes during a doctor-patient interaction. Improves the efficiency of the visit as the physician can spend more time with the patient. The scribes notes are translated, edited, co-signed and become a component of the the official visit documentation. Most scribes are interested in entering the medical field and work during a gap year or while trying to improve their application for medical school.
Yup, one of my favorite SBs works as a scribe and fits the profile perfectly. She writes what the doctors dictate, takes notes, and hopes to enter the medical field herself one day.
The answer to your last post is: Yes there is a more obvious GPS indicator.
Let me introduce you to princess_alessia. She's 23, stacked and has pic of her from the neck down wearing string bikini bottoms. No top... instead she's holding two large stacks of 100's fanned out over each boob. There are maybe 30-40 bills in each hand. She says she lives in Calabasas, CA, which is about 5 miles from me, and just past the LA County line. . I favorited the profile just to see what she does. if she decides to contact me, I might have some fun... because...
I went to visit a client there once, he lived basically at the "top of the hill" he told me he was building a "media room" in what I guess could be called his basement. I was thinking of a room of maybe a thousand square feet max with some nice chairs and a big screen tv. What I found (after we got of the elevator. lol) was a fully decked out room of about 4,000 sq ft, complete with a movie screen every bit as big as you'd find in a multi-plex.
We were talking about doing a small "starter deal" together of a few hundred grand and he told me as long as he made enough off the deal to board the horse he had recently bought for his daughter. he'd be happy, I asked him how much that was and he told me her horse cost him about $25,000 a month to maintain. I can only wonder what kind of expectations that little princess would have if she ever decided to become a Sugar Baby herself. lol
Nope, no drama whatsoever. But you know, there are some guys who love the role of white knite riding in to rescue some distressed damsel. Maybe her approach will appeal to them. If so, they can keep her, I'd stay far away.
Seeking: To be completely honest, a generous billionaire who would like to set me up with homes, cars, and a vault of gold in Switzerland and then forget about me would be ideal.
Her About Me section is is anything BUT unique: "I’m a fantastic person. I’m always down for a good time. I’m also down to fall in love. I love to have a good time, and I can show you a good time. You’ll never be bored with me. I am a student at LMU. I’m very smart, active, and outgoing. Let me be clear though. I’m here for the money right now. Whatever happens while I’m being spoiled, happens. Nothing is free with me. I’m looking for a sugar daddy. Don’t hit me up if you’re lookin for a casual relationship with no perks."
It's always fascinating to me how LITTLE POT's read about the site and read the material on the site before creating (fake) profile.
I've no doubt there are men out there who get off having their balls and wallets smashed by a FemDom in patent leather bras and high heel boots. But those guys are certainly not SD's.
I wonder if these are the POT's who post on SB forums about the shitty salt daddies they always see....?
Just for fun, I messaged her and thanked her for adding some uniqueness to the site. Turns out she's really sweet and nice but definitely set in what's she's looking for.
and not a lot more effort to deal with the responses she gets from it. So she has ZERO money, and only a little bit of her time into trying to land a spineless guy with a huge bank account. Do you really blame them for trolling for whales?
The definition of phishing is casting as wide a net as you can for the lowest cost as possible with the hopes that even if as little as 1% of the "marks" who see it take a bite, you'll reap huge rewards. So if 1 out of every 100 SD's message her/him they might find it worth the only real cost they have - time.
I just wonder why SA allows it? They read and approve of every new profile submitted. Are the POTs looking for "paypigs" getting closer to FOSTA/SETSA country, or further away?
The latest "thing" among the girls is OnlyFans and talking to my SB who has an account it works. I suspect the trend is to copy OnlyFans on SA.
For those who don't know, girls post their stuff like Snapchat "stories" and men send them money through the app. My SB says it only pays when she keeps updating it all the time and it involves a lot of time spent.
Seeking: I’m still in high school (but I’m 18) so I’m a very busy person and you need to understand that. I need a man that knows how to treat me well with gifts.
I actually had an 18yo SB who was in high school last year. She was a cute little latina, totally dtf, and very realistic regarding $ugar. And totally non-demanding. I apologized for not being able to see her more frequently and she said it's ok, I'm here anytime you want me. Wound up dating her for several months before she disappeared. Sometimes the older highschool girls are real!
Love her blue eyes, so I suppose she doesn't want to make them targets for Daddy's love shot. :LOL
OTOH, not a fan of the skull tat on her hand. But that's not a deal breaker. I am concerned about her "Children = Prefer not to say" response. Not that I wouldn't or haven't taken an SB-Mon BCD, but I'd do some extra vetting on her needs and try to ensure I understand her position on what happens if she get preggers again. Noting that you really won't know unless it happens. Of course a good facial is a well-known (and preferred! ) method of birth control. :p
A 19 year old with two kids is hardly newsworthy, a 19 year old on SA for a year is also nothing new. Why is a 19 year old with two kids that has been on SA for one year giving you such a "difficult time adding up".
She could have had a kid at 16, another one at 17 and then joined SA at 18 as a mother of a one year old and a two year old who are now two and three years old respectively. OR she could have had one of the kids WHILE she was on SA, she would hardly have been the first SB to have an active profile while pregnant.
Of course I suppose it could be me that is missing something, care to point out where I got things wrong?
I met a SB who told me that she joined at 16 (lying about her age of course). She was interesting, super smart, went to a very elite private college, but was completely immature emotionally. She wasn't going to have any babies though until she graduated (or possibly graduated from grad school). She was 19 when I met her. At least I didn't need to worry about becoming baby daddy #3 with her, but I didn't want any part of the potential emotional drama that would ensue from getting too involved.
I think she did it to rebel and because she is a risk lover, including in her professional aspirations. She has very conservative parents. She almost saw her father's best friend by accident through SA - which she said would lead her father to kill them both if caught. Her older sister was in tears when she told her she joined SA, and even more so when she got her younger sister to join too. She got off on the idea that she did a black guy in her family home because she knew that it would also drive her father to kill them both.
Pretty close to the mark for her; she went to an all-girls Catholic high school, but a very prestigious and secular undergrad college. No obvious guilt on her part, just hard-core rebellion.
She was also trying to dial it back after some scary bondage/S&M experiences as an underage gal. It seems odd that "vanilla" SA and recruiting her younger sister and roommates into SA would constitute dialing it back, but that is where she was when we met.
I would love to meet her again when she is over 25 and more mature just to find out what she is up to. She has learned Arabic and Farsi/Dari, so my guess is that she will settle in the DC area when not posted overseas.
I met a young submissive, liked to be tied up, choked, hair pulled, etc. She grew up with her missionary parents in places like Africa. She was at least a year ahead of everyone else her age in college. She was just finishing up her studies this spring and had a job offer on the west coast where I presume she is now. Not sure of her religion, but she said she knew she was into BDSM from a young age.
But yes, oppression due to religion leads to "rebellion" of the best kind sometimes. Those "preachers daughters" can be the wildest in the sack despite a prim and proper facade.
Caught this gem today...” I do not want a relationship. I do not want to meet up due to covid 19. My safety is always first. Message me to send me money or you can look at my wish list “. Definitely appreciate the honesty. Best part of the whole thing was that I think she had a typo and forgot the “p” as her opening line states “ looking for someone who wants to soil me”.
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