Last week I was perusing SA and found a gal who looked great.  Nice tits, round ass, early 30's but still tight looking.  Shadowed face in pic.  Intrigued, I messaged her.  Turns out she is a maid/housekeeper in her real job.  She was hot, we clicked online so I set up a meet.  Turns out she is the hot housekeeper my wife hired to clean our house 2 years ago.  She has been cleaning my home and doing my laundry for 2 years!  I always liked her look but never said anything before we met via SA.  We both were blown away when she entered the motel room and we saw each other for the first time.
She laughed and said, well, now you don't have to go out to motel rooms on Fridays, you can stay home and I'll just clean up aftetwards.  She dropped to her knees and gave me an awesome BBBJCIMNQNS.  I was floored.  Brought her to the bed and stripped her down and gave her some DATY and when junior was ready again went to town like she was a PS.  Very PSE encounter.  We worked it out that she would come by the house 3 hours early for her regular shift just to have fun.  The car is in the driveway 2-3 x a week anyway, no suspicion.  We'll "play" in the basement bedroom and will hear the front door easily in case of the highly unlikely case that the wife ever comes home early.  We can be dressed and "innocent" before anything is discovered.

Ok, I actually have several suggestions, not the least of which is to have your head examined, but I also have a suggestion that you might actually listen to.

And had her in the motel.  The cats outta the bag right?  Only way to play it is ride the hurricane, or, fire her (which I dont want to do, she didnt do anything wrong) and runs the risk that she rats me out in retaliation.  I could try to buy her silence, but thats just as risky (plus no sex) and reeks of blackmail.  Only thing I might do is maybe meet her outside at hotel/motels for trysts rather than in house for plausible deniability, but then there are just more potential witnesses.  Dilemna.
No good way to extricate without causing hard feelings.   Like I said, maybe we do this a few months and then have a "mutual agreement" to stop and phase it out.  I cant see any other honorable way out.
...plus this chick is smokin and she seemed to have a good time too.  

Ask her to seduce your wife...

I am jealous.

You're going to fall in love..

Be careful.  WW III could result.  

This is probably what happened to Schwarzenegger.

I have to say, you deserved all the abuse we gave you about "seducing a hooker" and BTW it was someone from this very board who sent me a link to your disastrous (but entertaining) thread. but employing that tactic in the Sugar World can actually be rewarding and a lot of fun if that is your thing.

Um, because
A. I had no idea she was a SB
B. She worked in my house and knew my wife and kids
C. I don't just go around propositioning women (unless they are providers or SB's of course... and then only in a time and place other than my home)

Your idea "tank" is ridiculous.  
A.  The wife is stridently straight.
B.  Whoever said my wife was a "bitch"?  Just cause she's not a sexual dynamo and doesn't fuck much, she is NOT a bitch.  She is actually a sweet and loving person.
C. Go back to school junior and grow up.

Thanks for the advice GG.  I am completely screwed arent I... my "war chest" wouldnt get me a months rent in a crackerjack box.

I gotta ask , she has worked for you for years right ?
You go on sa answer a post there , I assume she has some sort of pic or u asked for one before u met ?
U had no idea the person in the pic has been in your house regularly for  2 years ???  
Sounds like a fun fantasy filled arrangement and perhaps I am jealous  
But seems odd u did not know who it was until u met

When you cant see a face on the site.

And u did not ask for a pic of who you are meeting before you met ?  
Braver then me lol

The fact that she is only asking for $100 more per week is highly suspect.

I dont think what he is doing is sane but if he found her on SA I  dont know how it could be a setup. Lots of cities have 7000 plus ladies so unless she contacted him irs unlikely.

If the wife has been onto him, she could easily have conspired with the hot housekeeper she new he was hot for to create a profile. Never under estimate a woman's resourcefulness.

That this is no coincidence - this is a calculated set up

Because, had my 2nd session w her, at the house, in the basement guest bedroom while the laundry was running in the back room.  
She loaded the machine nude while I watched.  Turned it on and grabbed me and pulled my over to the bedroom.  An hour later, after full blown fireworks, she transferred to the dryer, put in another load, still nude and then we showered together.  We dressed, went upstairs, she cooked us lunch and we popped a couple of beers.  Then she popped her tits out of her top and cleaned the kitchen.  By the time she was done, I was ready to go again, so we headed back downstairs for more fun.  
We continued like this for 5 hours (4 loads of laundry), 4 loads of mine and a ton of O's for her.  She and I were done, the house was clean, she left, the sitter showed up to get my son off the bus from his camp and I left to pick up my other son from his friend's house.  By the time I got home, the wife was back from work and nothing was said, all was normal.  Except I had had a freaking awesome day!

One day the wife will come home early an you can't  hide the smell of sex. Plus the "glow" you'll have an your wife's intuition. As GG said, not a matter of if, its when you get caught.

and I kind of believe her Spidey Sense. I would check the hell out of the basement bedroom room for any hidden cameras or recording devices or anywhere else for that matter. She doesn't have her phone out when this is happening does she? For all you know they are already lovers and are setting you up to take the financial hit.

Friday lives in NYC, there are countless thousands of POT SB's in NYC, for her to have created a profile that he would have "gone for" in a market that size is simply not a realistic way to "catch him"

Actually, you can NEVER fire her, ever.  And neither can your wife. Not unless you privately negotiate a huge severance package with her to leave quietly, and even then you just have to hope.  

Sorry I have not had time for the boards  

This again??  

...and we've met for fun in the house 3 more times.  No real problem yet that way, but kinda wanna slip away to see my ATF provider and now I'll be "cheating" on 2 women.  Oy!
Good thing that Long Island bow season starts next week on Oct 1. My Fridays will be complicated but full!  Deer hunt from sunrise to 9am. ATF 10-noon, do the maid 1pm- 2:30, kids home from school by 3, wife at 5.
Juggle juggle juggle.

Wife was fed up with the substandard work she did and since I haven't slept with her in a month and a half I had no reason to talk her out of replacing her.  End of story.  The girl kept her mouth shut and didn't rat me out.  I kinda think she went semi pro via the Bowl.  She's making more that way now most likely.  Good for her.  She sucks and fucks better than she cleans.  The new lady is like 65 and not a temptation.  Back to the Bowl and providers for me.  It was nice while it lasted.

and now there is no reason for you to not fuck her anymore. but it sounds like you have moved on which is probably for the best.

It was great while it lasted, but she ditched on a pre set "date" a few times and then still wanted to get paid her "allowance" and I wasn't having it. We hooked up like 3 of 4 more times after that but I got tired of worrying about getting caught and the "bloom was off the rose" for both of us.  She cleaned for us for a month after we stopped so we were copacetic about it.  I am so glad it didnt go bad.  But it all worked out in the end.

Just to be clear here, your luck was not in FINDING her, but in DUMPING her without serious impact to your marriage and more importantly to your bank account.  
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Lesson learned.  
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And the lesson is:  The sugar bowl is about NSA arrangements. Fucking your maid in your house hoping your wife won't catch you is about a thousand more "strings attached" than you need. Be wary of arrangements that you cannot simply walk away from at any time with no further consequences.

Try loading this movie on Netflix "Cappuccino"  I will tell you the ending. The wife set it up!