Ok... not a new thing. But as I've been skimming profiles lately, perhaps getting a bit bored with the poorly-written minimalist profiles, I came across this from an "About Me" section.  It is a perfect example of a complete sentence (a minor win I suppose, if you excuse the missing punctuation  that tells me exactly nothing "about" her.  

So it's a 50-50 probability until you meet her at which point quantum mechanics will collapse the wave function and you'll then know if it's "in" or "out".  

...by the expression on her face.  

A large percentage of chicks are passive followers.  They are hoping you will entertain them.  That's why they paint with such broad strokes.  They don't really know and don't want to exclude anything.

When her profile conveys no information or worse says something like "ask me anything if you're interested" I know she's too lazy to even make an attempt to say something worth reading.  Of course, of she's insanely hot I'll still message her, but then again I'm a slut so there's that.

Schrödinger’s cat , you guys totally crack me up    no wonder this is the best forum on TER  

Cat people are crazy, I should know since I have 2 of the little furry monsters myself.  One of my profile pics shows me  with my cat on my lap, getting petted.  So many SBs have messaged me saying they love my kitty! And yes. my phone is full of kitty pics, but they often lead to kitty encounters of the pussy kind.  I swear my cat has gotten me laid more often than any other ice breaker!

who have had pets, it seems to me that all of them were about equally crazy.

Sweetman , That’s actually a solid idea - lightbulb just went off in my head  

That is a damn good idea. Going to post a public pic of my cat and see what happens

I think you may be on to something here. I have been on SA for a month and just realized that all five POTs out of 20+ that have moved or will move on to M&G from initial messaging are girls that took the time to write a decent bio and seeking section. The ones Herb described just came across as boring (best way I can describe it) even on text. Hell, I can go to the pros for that if all I want to is a hole w/ no conversation

If you want to impress pussy, cats and dogs are good, but pygmy goats and pot-bellied pigs are far better.  Just have pictures, a real pygmy goat will have women lined up around the block waiting to pet it.

Totally agree!  One of my current SBs has a big boa constrictor she wears around her neck.  And a cat!  And my last very long term SB also owned a snake.  They are both either the sanest or craziest girls I've met, but both were/are fabulous in bed!