I wonder how many SB's will learn about how discretionary spending is cut first when financual strain hits their daddy?

Maybe, some of us saw a golden opportunity months ago and shorted a bunch of highly overvalued stocks.  Or just were prudent investors and rotated to short-term Treasury bills that were paying over 4% while the stock market collapsed.   I always so a market rout as a fantastic investment opportunity.

If your investments are not staged properly expecting an economic downturn then you are making a mistake.  Income fluctuates a lot with it, layoffs, no bonus, forced pay cuts, etc.  And girls need to be prepared for that.  But I doubt most young girls are.  

Like most of you, my stock portfolio has taken a huge hit, and the disaster is far from over.  I'm very hesitant to start any new sugar arrangements right now.  As for my existing arrangements, I need the sweet distraction of young pussies now more than ever. So I can't imagine cutting back on my current rotation.  To whatever extent my young SBs are aware of this financial turmoil, I hope they appreciate having a steady stream of $ugar from me!

I was holding  SQQQ

But there are tons of guys that are on the margins and if they had a decent 401k they're rethinking things. Especially if the lady has start to be a bit more of a hassle  than it's worth. Like most relationships it just needed a nudge to 86 it.

Now are you saying you 'diversify' your girls but not your investments??  
For me, my "pussy-budget" derives from dividends and treasuries and I just go with the concept that timing the market never works anyway.

I'm actually very well diversified.  I meant to say the portion of my investments subject to the current downturn has taken a big hit.  Not fun, but no impact on my ability to enjoy life!