I had a weird one today.  Trying to reply to a DM on Seeking from a former super sweet SB of mine who had been mia for 4 months.  She sent me a very kind message apologizing for the absence, explaining that a former relationship of hers had returned and she was trying to figure out how she felt about it.  So she returned to seeking hoping I was still there and delighted to find me.  And asked if I still wanted to see her.  Hell yes!  But when I hit the send button on my reply to her, I got the auto message saying I had violated their terms of use and that they did not allow anything related to compensated dating.  Here's the text of my message.  I sure can't imagine what triggered their algorithm, can you?

 
I'm so glad to hear from you! I totally understand the old relationship thing and taking the time you need to figure things out. I totally, 1000% still want to meet! My number is the same: xxx-xxx-xxxx. Text me and we'll figure out a good time, but I'm thinking next week on Tuesday would be great. xoxo