The Erotic Highway

Too much time on your hands?
herbtcat 6 Reviews 840 reads
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No, I'm not referring to the song by Styx.  

 
I was just searching through new SA listings in my area using a variety of keywords. Nothing too interesting was popping up so I decided to go way outside the norms by using less than ideal terms.  

 
I searched for "pregnant."  

 
Try it.  Set your search radius for two to three distances larger than you usually do and see what happens.  Then prepare to be transported to the Twilight Zone...  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

I was shocked the first time I saw one. That was a few years ago when I was in Philadelphia.  But I've seen several since then.  Boggles the mind.  At least you go into it knowing its not yours!!!

She went by the name "Lactating Molly" and when I saw her she wasn't only lactating but about 7.5 months pregnant. It was too uncomfortable for her to use the normal positions but it was pretty good. She had us lay side-by-side and intertwined our legs in a complicated way. Once I got all of the way in, she said something like "See we are scissoring; now we are both lesbians."

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I responded to one such ad a couple of years ago. But it was too late when she messaged me she said she'd already had the baby. We set up something anyway and I was her first postpartum fuck. Very good. About a year later she messaged me  telling me she was pregnant again and whether I wanted to meet this time. I passed

...if that's your jam, have it. I'll be happy to leave all the pregnant SB profiles to you gents.  

 
Life is good.

The Cat

I'm not sure why it incensed her so much, but the idea of being with a pregnant provider really angered a now deceased provider, one whom I greatly liked and respected. She felt it was dangerous to the woman and child and I'm sure had other reasons for feeling the way she did. In any case, I've always taken that as my cue not to ever do so.

Most of my "pregnant" search results were boring until I found this one: " I have been treated so terribly by men my entire adult life & haven't deserved any of it. For example my babies dad shot me, just about killing me, while I was pregnant with his child."  Some people have drama in their lives and some have DRAMA!  Yikes!

That reminds me back in the early days of television there was a program called Queen for a Day.  Where female contestants would come on and compete for the most depressing life stories.  The audience would vote for the most deserving and the winner would get a crown and a new set of kitchen appliances.

The voting was by applause / clapping. One clap, one vote? Maybe a topic for discussion on a different board?

Posted By: lester_prairie
Re: Queen for a day
That reminds me back in the early days of television there was a program called Queen for a Day.  Where female contestants would come on and compete for the most depressing life stories.  The audience would vote for the most deserving and the winner would get a crown and a new set of kitchen appliances.

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