I know that some of you on The Erotic Highway consider two 20 year olds + a 10 yr old scotch the only way to get to 50. I however, will occasionally wade into the deep end of the pool. -Recently went BCD with a stunning 48ish yo who has a game plan. She can only meet during her extended lunch hour at a hotel near her job. Despises her husband but not ready to leave the comfortable life, Sugar demands below market for DC. Will enjoy whenever our schedules align as mid-day suboptimal for me. -Another 50ish, with a decent body and totally sex starved. Hosts at her place, loves wine and is extremely smart. Great attitude, flexible schedule. -And finally, turned down a curvy (overweight) newly divorced 50ish who essentially offered a "free" trial as she was confident in her skills. She would drive to me and meet at a location of my choosing.
Seeing more and more adds like this and thinking that this segment of the market is untapped.
I like them most any age. But the SB population thins out quite a bit past mid 30's. I think Ben Franklin advocated older babes because he felt they were grateful. Good old Ben was an early American monger.
Make it two 19 year olds and a 12 old Scotch and "maybe" you'll be on to something. lol
I will confess I have seen a couple of fortyish SB's (I really have a hard time referring to them as a "baby") and by and large I have been happy with the very few "old broads" that I have met in the bowl. The chances of me seeing a fifty year old, much less paying her for the privilege is about the same as me drinking a ten dollar a bottle scotch, or doing shots of Jose Cuervo tequila. Yes I did both of those things as a teenager, and back when I was a teenager I would have fucked a fifty year old too. Now that I have both money and taste, I will pass on all three of the above. lol
That said, if it floats YOUR boat, who am I to criticize? Old broads need both money and dick, just like the younger gals, I am glad you are having fun.
In the TER world, most of the hobbyists prefer the old broads and believe it or not it's the old broads that command the higher prices in the hooker world.
I feel the EXACT same way as you in this regard, the fewer mongers interested in the young untested girls, the lower the demand and the lower the price for me. Works for me too. lol
BTW anyone who doubts me, just go onto any TER and read the conversations on the subject, it's overwhelming the number of "hobbyists" who prefer an OTHFB to a young, fit, GORGEOUS woman in her teens/twenties. Like I have said before. "more for me" lol
Blind taste tests where it comes to food, wine and booze are completely worthless IMO. I don't enjoy those things blind folded, so why should I test them blindfolded. I bet by the same methods you could prove that a typical "hooker snob" couldn't tell the difference between a $50 Back Page Ho from a $1,000 HDH. lol
Speaking for myself, I can most definitely tell the difference between a good tequila and a Jose Cuervo, I don't even have to taste it, I can tell by the smell. The same goes for cheap scotch, cheap wine, and cheap pussy. lol I will concede, pretty much all vodka tastes the same to me.
Blind taste tests where it comes to food, wine and booze are completely worthless IMO. I don't enjoy those things blind folded, so why should I test them blindfolded.
In the case of wines, it's the wines (the bottles, the decanters, the glasses, etc.) that are "blinded" (marked with numbers only, not the actual labels), not the tasters. . I'm not going to look them up, but many of the blind tests are the "swirl, sniff, sip, swish, spit, rinse" kinds of taste tests. I guess some of the tests are fancy sit down meals that involve taking some gourmet food and then "seeing" which of several unmarked wines the tasters prefer. . If you are drinking a lot of boxed wine made with wood alcohol then THOSE would become blind taste tests wherein the tasters are blinded ... by the methanol.
Self described "wine snobs" are like self described "hobbyists" After reading thousands of reviews over the years I am convinced that a lot of hobbyists are doing "blind taste tests" where it comes to the hookers they see. How else can we explain the fact that women over fifty, over 200 lbs, with shitty, prima donna attitudes seem to get page after page of 10-10 reviews?
As for boxed wine, yes it might be cheap, and yes it might taste horrible, but I have NEVER heard of any of it being made with methanol. If this was another IMP joke, it fell as flat as the rest of your jokes.
I will COMPLETELY agree that you can take some of these self described wine snobs, pour some cheap Merlot into a fancy glass, TELL them it's a hundred dollar wine and most of these retards will go along with what they are told. The same has been done on those ads for instant coffee where diners are told they are being served the finest roast coffee and they believe it.
On a similar note, remember the former Ms TER JLS, Corrine/Galloping Gourmet? She charged different rates for the very same pussy and got busted for it. I literally LMAO at the poor idiots who paid Corrine rates to fuck JLS. lmao
My point is that just because there are idiots with no taste who can't tell real quality when they see/taste it doesn't mean that there is no difference between the cheap shit and the good shit. It just means that you shouldn't waste the good shit on idiots, kind of like "pearls before swine"
I will COMPLETELY agree that you can take some of these self described wine snobs, pour some cheap Merlot into a fancy glass, TELL them it's a hundred dollar wine and most of these retards will go along with what they are told.
Many different blind taste tests have been done, including fake or misleading labeling of some wines. I think that the most reliable and fair tests are the plain wine tastings that experts normally do, following their training: sight, smell, taste, etc.. http://winefolly.com/review/how-to-taste-wine-develop-palate/ . Results from other kinds of wine testing (fake labels, etc.) should be taken with a grain of salt ... oops, salt would be for testing tequilas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubwr6_KNons
Personally I think a person should eat/drink/fuck what THEY like, not what others tell them they are "supposed" to like.
Also I drink my tequila like a man, no salt, no lemon required, and I guarantee you it doesn't take a refined palate to tell the difference between a quality tequila from that cheap swill put out by Jose Cuervo et al.
As for wine, while I can tell the difference between a REALLY good wine and one more modestly price in most cases, there are plenty of white wines in the $20-30 a bottle range and even some sub $20 red wines that I like just fine. Like I said before, I might be a wino, but I am NOT a wine snob.
Now to keep this "on topic" for a fuck board, I feel the same way about pussy. You guys in NYC have been deluged with some rather average looking women who all of a sudden (Post FOSTA/SESTA and the TER reviews being removed) think they are worth $1,000 an hour. Just because you slap a Chateau Lafite Rothschild label on a bottle of cheap Merlot and throw a $1,000 price tag on it doesn't mean you are getting anything other than a cheap bottle of swill for your money.
There are certain people with excellent ability to identify tastes... They might actually be employed as testers for companies that produce foods and drink. It's just that the ability is more rare than most status seekers would seem to claim.
As for boxed wine, yes it might be cheap, and yes it might taste horrible, but I have NEVER heard of any of it being made with methanol.
Some bootleggers (and home vintners who don't know what they are doing) will spike their product with methanol and other toxic additives. There was a recent headline case in the news: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-24/drinking-coconut-wine-in-philippines-fatal-dead/11824806 Coconut wine banned in Philippines as death toll rises to 11 with 300 hospitalised "At least 11 people have died and more than 300 were treated in hospital after drinking coconut wine in the Philippines, including some who were celebrating at a Christmas party, health and local authorities have said. The poisoning occurred in Laguna and Quezon, two provinces south of Manila, and all those affected had consumed lambanog, a drink popular in provinces and consumed widely during holidays and celebrations. ..."
In my normal search area, home town plus 100 miles, with all the other parameters reset (no filters) there are 2868 total female SB profiles. I then broke it down into 5 year age increments, 18-22, 23-27, etc. What I found is that the 10 years from 18yo-27yo accounted for fully 86.5% of the profiles. The next ten years, 28yo-37yo included 18% of the total. And all the rest, from 38yo-60+yo accounted for a mere 5%. If you exclude those profiles inactive for more that 2 or 3 weeks, the number of mature SBs is truly miniscule. If that age group appeals to you, I think you'd be better off on OK Cupid or some similar site.
Enjoying any of these vices is, as GaGa points out, really a subjective experience.
I have a 400+ bottle wine cellar and have been told I have an excellent palette. I also conduct beginning wine tasting classes for local groups. The number one lesson I teach? Never let a wine expert, snob, or salesperson tell you what wine you should like. If you like it, it's good wine no matter the cost. And I'm a single-malt drinker more than tequila, but the same applies.
And as for pussy, well, younger, tighter, and skinnier float my boat. Add a seriously submissive attitude and I'm a happy fucking Daddy.
For those older POT's I've meet, I almost always find them with too much road wear on their bodies, too much baggage from past relationships, and too anxious to change (read: fix) me. Pass.
So please, ShockBoogie, lock down all those 40-ish and 50-ish SB's you can. Your 1961 Cheval Blanc is my 2019 Red Zinfandel. :p
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