One of my Porn Star SB's (Blond, blue eyes, slim, 5'6" 29 years) left my house this morning after an overnight. I went to tidy up my master bathroom and found she had used 4 bath towels. Two were fresh towels I had hung on a wall rack for her, and she had also grabbed two more from my closet.  My bathroom trash can was full with various hair and skin care product boxes and wrappers, my tissue box was empty (and not tossed in the trash), and all my shower stuff was moved off the shower shelves onto the shower floor.  In the kitchen, she had decided to make a midnight snack from two frozen burritos (never heard the microwave!) and a bottle of wine - all left half consumed in my fridge.  

I'm not going to respond to the housekeeping/housecleaning drama.

I've watched a new roll of TP disappear into the ether within seconds of a gal stepping into my home.

These words to the wise have been no doubt learned the hard way!  But I too have been inviting SBs to my home pretty regularly, and never had the kind of problems either you or Herb have described.  I will say that I'm pretty darn selective, and only invite them over when we've already established a good friendship, in addition to the sexual [part of our relationship.  Still, being careful is a good idea.  And maybe one more good reason I enjoy using the RV for sugar dates.  No hotel costs and no home invasion threats!

Your caution and comments are valid.  I have indeed suffered a cash & dash from my home in LA, and years ago in my apartment in San Jose.  But I have sharpened my radar and Spidey senses since those events.  

When she comes over the day after I had a BCD.  She always rolls her eyes and laughs.

What in the actual fuck!?  What are those folks thinking?  FFS.

Some of these gals, particularly the younger ones seem to have little sense of organization and finesse. I call them 'Pigpen Playmates.' They are sometimes pre-vetted by their profile photos in which, as Herb has noted in previous posts, shows various levels of chaos behind them in the form of dirty laundry, empty shampoo bottles and disorganized paraphernalia strewn about in the background.  

"the seat of despair" hahahahah,lol

A learned experience from the great TP shortage during Covid. Some of the younger gals were at a tender age, and now TP hoarding is burned into their character. But look on the bright side - they will leave thinking you are abundant in TP and will want to repeat!

Indeed, DE! I was thinking perhaps this could be used as a marketing tool for attracting such TP-deprived POTS. We see they post photos of themselves standing in front of luxury cars and designer shops. For my profile I could have a photo of me standing in front of the Scott Paper Corporation and claim I'm the CEO.

Any of you ever give up on otherwise great SBs, because of filthy conditions in their apartments?

Come clean with us, mrfisher.  
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To last a month, do you use those extra large jumbo rolls?

but to be honest, I usually wait till I get to the office to unload my burdens.

The filthy bathroom would be turn off for me as well, for the same reasons.  I've never encountered it, but I have encountered other forms of pigpen behavior.  One delightful ltr I have is with a mid 20s single Mom who often invites me to her apartment.  Just a freaking mess!  Piles of laundry on the floor and on every chair, kids toys all over the LR floor, I mean, it would have been impossible to walk across the room, just "stuff" everywhere. The toilet was clean and the bedding was clean.  And the girl herself is always freshly showered, so I averted my gaze and enjoyed her.  She's since moved to a new apartment, but sad to report, her housekeeping skills have not improved.  Her bedroom skills remain off the charts though!

So when you get to work, you log in?
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At the end of the workday, do you log out?

I"m far too ethical to even think of purloining the TP.

I hear you Dick, and point well taken. I generally entertain over at my house and have never had problems. None have stayed the night which would worry me more if I fell asleep. Having said that I am more fearful of M&Gs. I went on one and we met in a pizza place/bar. It didn't go especially well and there was a "misunderstanding" about whether I should be paying for a M&G. I declined to do so, she left, I settled up the bill and when I walked to my car parked around the corner on a side street a burly guy came up and started beating on me. We tussled, fell on the ground and he grabbed my wallet and ran to a car parked nearby and sped off. He dislocated my shoulder. Called the cops, filed a report. Later got interviewed by a detective and I gave him the info I had on her. He doubted I'd see my wallet returned. We figured out it was a setup from the beginning especially as I put my wallet in an unusual pocket so the only way someone would find it is if they knew. She and her accomplice had obviously observed me when I arrived to know where I parked and then she through the evening. So now I establish Opsec rules for M&Gs. Sad to have to do that.

I mean you are just trying to "get the lead" out of hard position.