The Erotic Highway

Profile pics that make you wonder...
herbtcat 6 Reviews 995 reads
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..."What the hell was she thinking?"

 
Been skimming through new profiles and was struck by a some pics that just puzzled me... Each is from a different profile.  

 
Pic 1 - She's in  a slinky dress, smiling with alluring eyes, seated in an upscale restaurant booth, holding a glass of red wine... and the right side of the pic has been cropped off.  My thought: This pic screams "Here's a pic of me with the last guy I was fucking. Next!"  

 
Pic 2 - She's elegantly posed by the side of a yellow Lambo, leaning over like she has the key in her hand.  My thought: if she "owns" a Lambo, why the fuck does she need me to help with her tuition? Obvious GPS and or Poser - so pass.  

 
Pic 3 - Ink! More ink than skin... and most of it looks like prison tats.  Yet her profile says "I only accept dates to the finest locations. You need to respect me for who I am." My thought:  I can't take you to the "finest" locations, because they usually don't allow ex-cons to enter.  GPS Red Flag --- BUT OTOH --- she may just be a total freak BCD.  

 
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The Cat

Under that heading "What the hell was she thinking?" I'd put the one's who post selfies taken in a public restroom with the stall doors in the background.  Or use the house/condo/apt bathroom mirror and there's an open commode in the picture.  

What truly amazes me as how many of the girls on the international face page have been so careful to portray their erotic side with carefully crafted photos/scenes.  Then you have the toilet girls who apparently have no concept of class or even dignity.  Well...I've been fortunate enough just to leave them for the 'unwashed' LOL

I'll mirror what liqq and PP said. those toilet pics just leave me shaking my head. Is there really no other mirror they can point a phone cam at?  Jeez!  Since joining SA years ago I've probably viewed the inside of thousands of women's restrooms.  Not classy!

I agree with you Herb, the cropped out other man is bad, and the ones with an actual other male pictured are even worse!  We want to imagine ourselves with the SB, not think about all the others she's been with.  I do find it a turn on if a SB says she has sugar experience, cuz I know she knows the ropes and we'll be able to cut to the chase efficiently.  But I sure don't want to see her last dude in her photos!  Take a pic with your cat, at least that's cute!

On a related note, I am amazed by how frequently I see a SB posing with one or more other women!  They are not a duo, just one hopeful posing with a friend.  And there's no indication of which girl is the one posting and which girl is the friend.  I mean, really?

One more pic error that continues to upset me is a picture they actually must have and often don't.  I need to see at least one pic that gives a good idea of her figure.  A clear full body shot, wearing tight fitting clothing. Bikini or lingerie is even better but not necessary. Just today I had to revoke my offer to meet someone whose profile had only a head shot.  Turns out she's short and overweight.  I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, so at least portray yourself accurately!

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