Is it normal to go into some kind of uncontrollable fit from coming.
When I have a hard orgasm my body goes crazy. I jerk and then laugh uncontrollbly, coughing.
I feel like an idiot.
I am supposed to be sexy and I am supposed to be working but I can't move after.
I was on my bed recently and the gentlemen was standing .
I can't say , " stop doing that your going to make me come" while he is enjoying himself.
I have laerned to control it somewhat.
I was tired of all the tremendous mess the squirting made.
I also used to hyperventilate or have an athsma attack and feel like I was almost going to die . But the really bad one was when I came way too hard I would start gagging because I was nauseous. But it felt good. The orgasms was unbelievable. My body would be drenched in sweat.
The orgasm hits me sometimes unexpectedly and is very strong.
The guy who was standing at my bed thought something was wrong with me and kept asking if I was ok but all I could do as soon as I could vocalize was laugh and my body trembled.
Is there something wrong with me?
Should I learn to shut it off somehow and just be an actress. Say the pledge of allegience or a Hail Mary so I don't lose it?
It's a gainst my values to use my body just to get the money and dissasociate or go numb as some womwen I have known do.
What if I don't look hot while I'm in the throws of this uncontrollable orgasm?
Does the guy wonder why I am just laying there after. Do the guys expect that I need a few minutes to pull myself together? Is this okay on his time?
Is laughing weird to them?
Does it scare them off?
Is it unproffessional?
When I am working I do not give myself over completely to the pleasure of the sex and orgasm so that i can be sure not to break or pull off the condom by accident.
When i was with a civvie recently he stopped and said what most of them say. He wanted to make sure I wasn't having a seizure.
I really wish I had an alias but he said my eyes were rolled all the way back in my head-ew.
But I was on Planet Extasy. I was somwhere else in a fantastic orgasm and completely unaware of anything else.
But now I'm thinking is that what I look loike.
It's embarrassing and is it really that unusual?
Maybe I should do him in doggy so he can't see my face/eyes.
I just close my eyes when people's faces contort in an unatractive way.
My ex used to make evil clown faces. I just kept my eyes closed.
I would have asked on the provider only board but I have seen so many women say this is just a business and they nver come in a session.
I haven't learned to do that because it involves my vagina which is highly suseptable to pleasure and orgasm. For me, all sex is still sex.
I can come while giving oral as well but all I do is squirt and my eyes might tear.
I hope this isn't the stupedest post ever and I hope I don't have some kind of condition.
I have seen some men who also have laughing ,trembling, and convulsing orgasms as well.
They also have to recover and whatnot.
I have only seen two ( and I have seen a WHOLE LOT) who were really nearly as bad or equally convulsive and twitchy as me.
ok, well thanks for any help.
First of all, YOU DO NOT HAVE A CONDITION! YOU ARE HAVING GREAT ORGASMS! So now that you can lay that at rest, it's quite simple:
Throughout human history, many women have frightened their male partners by all of a sudden turning into almost otherworldly creatures during orgasm. Crying, screaming, clawing, spasming, urinating, having accidental bowel movements, heaving, shivering, catatonia, splayed stiffened limbs, jerking their bodies uncontrollably, almost levitating on the bed - yep, every single physical reaction possible can occur during female orgasm. Of course men can also scream, cry or spasm during orgasm [I used to be with a guy who would scream very loudly in my ear - not fun], although somehow, the more extreme reactions seem to occur in women.
When Masters and Johnson observed hundreds of females having orgasms, they recorded all the reactions you are describing. They also stated that oftentimes, both men and women did look like they were in pain, grimacing, clenching, shivering, shaking and in general looking more traumatized than ecstacized.
So you just keep doin' what you're doin'. You are a very lucky girl; do NOT change your behavior whatsoever. Most men do understand that female orgasms come in lots of versions and they may just be momentarily surprised at your laughter/tears/twitchings. I say, enjoy the ride while it lasts. When you're post-menopausal, you'll have some wonderful memories; for some reason, these total heavals have a way of disappearing as women enter into their second stage of life.
Ay caramba,
The Love Goddess
I love very expressive women, and especially squirting and other physical emanations.
I would hope most guys would likewise find this a turn on.
I am sorry to hear that your reactions include feeling nauseated; that can't be pleasant. I would suggest chewing on some ginger to allieviate that. It also freshens the mouth.
I also am surprised to hear you say that having sex for compensation is against your values. I would never take issue with your values, but if this is so, then why do you perform as an escort?
In any case, I do thank you for supplying me with so very pleasant images.
I wish you the best.
She actually said, "It's against my values to use my body just to get the money AND dissasociate or go numb as some womwen I have known do." (emphasis mine)
I take it she does not want to check out and just take the money. That would be against her values. So, how to NOT check out but maybe not let go completely.
The irony is that if she were able to let go during sessions and her description of what happens took place in the session, guys would probably love it as there would be no mistaking that they would be getting her to an orgasm and not be wondering if the moans and groans were acting or real. But I can also appreciate the idea of keeping some wall up.
But she did not say sex for compensation is against her values.
And yes, her description was very erotic and lots of guys would enjoy seeing that and being part of that experience. She might just let them know about how her eyes roll back ahead of time!
"She might just let them know about how her eyes roll back ahead of time!"
Uh uh , if they cause that then they are on their own. lol
That one is more a civvie issue.
I'll just tell them to close their eyes if I make strange faces .
"It's against my values to use my body JUST to get the money and disassociate or go numb as some women I have known do."
I mean it is against my values to be just an actress,to use the vessel for my souls as merely a rented sex machine and there fore block out the sensations/dissociate going numb as some OTHER women do.
I am not judging them. It's their game and their body and business.
I am a little concerned some of them might not come back due the the laughing. Maybe they think I really having a seizure.
I hope that since they saw I was ok they wouldn't think it was too weird.
Once they know you are alright and not in a seizure , is everything all good?
If the say it was weird dos hat mean they were not pleased?
I am also going to pm you.
ty
SS,
Let's take it from the experts, that your O's are within the range of Normal. It's really nice that you are able to respond.
If this happened with me, I might check to see if you were OK, not having a leg cramp... The correct response is "Oh, YES, I'm more than OK!" If you need some time to compose yourself, by all means take it. If you know this is possible, then it might be comforting to have a few responses rehearsed. But relax & go with it... enjoy it all. As a guy, I'd feel flattered that this had happened with me. Again, you can play on that & say "Now it's my turn to please you!"
skb
I was with a Fav lady & she began a chain of O's... I let her guide me. When she came down she exclaimed "If you do that again, I'll have to pay you!" It made me feel like a million bucks...
I may have sudden and unexpected orgasms. It is perfectly normal but they could be a Little strange and I can't explain while its happening. So just in case you know if it happens.
I have these after shocks and can't say I'm ok because I can only laugh when I try to speak.
Then I go limp but I can talk.
I'm always so relieved when the guy starts laughing.
You could have a large card very very handy that has printed in large letters...
Don't Stop!!!
I'm Great! You're making me cum!
Enjoy me however you want!
Now where would one keep a large card like that?
eom
and I've installed a chalkboard with chalk on the headboard since fellows always seem to wanna keep score. where shall i send yours shiloh?
so, i do have a condition and it rocks!!
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She knows what it is like.
I will have to put it in my website,lol
It is called the ESO, or extended sexual orgasm.
"I have experienced it personally about a half dozen times in my life, and it is beyond transcendental...
As long as the lady does not ask you to stop or move away, continue doing what you were, as she is in another world, and having as near to an out of body experience as you can imagine!"
I am like that sometimes. When I orgasm, every muscle in my body goes tight as a drum, and I shake like a leaf, especially my legs. I used to feel self conscious about it, and would try to control the shaking, but doing that pretty much killed the orgasm for me. So I learned to just get over it, and also realized that men seemed to really get off on seeing my reaction. There was never any doubt in their mind that the orgasm was real! Not after those convulsions.
I've never experienced nausea from an orgasm, but I've given myself the mother of all headaches a few times because I tense up so hard that my face goes red and I see stars. All that pressure sends my blood pressure through the roof, giving me one hell of a skull pounding headache sometimes.
As to the giggling, I do that sometimes too, especially in the afterglow of a particularly powerful orgasm. It has made a few men nervous, but I try to explain to them its just the after effects of having a really big O. Explaining that between giggles isn't always easy though.
So no, you aren't alone. I don't worry about how I look anymore when I orgasm, and if on some ocassions the gets weirded out from all my shaking and convulsing, well, that's ok. At least he doesn't have to ask the age old question "was it good for you?" LOL He KNOWS 
the ones that are weirded out by the laughing, did they come back?
I don't think I should care .
This biz in mostly guys who are off to the next hot pussy and will repeat for convenience or for the comfort if they are not that adventurous.
I need to have whatever your having miss lady, I would love an intense orgasm like that! LOL
I'm a relative newbie and i am a little 'over' the mess I make with squirting ... but since u opened the door ... i've found that i have developed a 'hair trigger' even. I love being touched and groped and sexed up and I worry that my fellows DO think its all an act. But if I was that good of an actress, I'd be on Broadway. Not everybody hits the mark, but more do than dont. and i'm amazed at how just the touch of a hand can send me giggling and dripping and just when i am a limp wet noodle, I feel the need to pull myself together and clean up or otherwise cater to my partner. I'm glad to hear that I am not alone. one of the worst is when i get the involuntary twitches in my thighs just exactly when i need to get up and go to the lavatory for hot towels. LOL. I've put a canister of handiwipes by the bedside for the times when I just gotta have a few moments of recovery. Fellows I apologize that they are cold and wet, I hope there is some solace in knowing that I am not. LOL. anna fanna bo banna
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Have you ever seen a porn video with Cytheria? Her legs shake, she squirts all over, her eyes roll back and eventually she just collapses.
My SO does the same thing (hee hee).
On my rare forays into the hobby I actively seek women like you. You're lots more fun.
Yes, Now you understand!!!
I freak out and my legs go crazy but I don't usually have all the mess anymore.
I somehow injured my squirter with an exboyfriend during rough sex.
But I do still squirt not just with a huge unbeievable mess like before.
I was baffled at the possibilty ogf the crying type thing but then got one of thise with my insane orgasms but it wasn't noticable do to the rest of my trembling and squirting.
That one was witha civvie.
then I was working and it was a really bad one.
I couln't move my legs, had an athsma attck, and almost passed out.
Before that one I was trying to keep from screming and some pain came to my lower abdomen so i had no choice but to stop fighting it and it was more craziness.
It's scary.
I feel vulnerable. i can't get up for so long.
maybe I should use some nukmbing creme like anal ease or vagisl numb cream to say in control while i am with clients.
I am afraid also what if I pass out like some ladies do/
what should my partner do?
I guess i better actually make aa sign .
but what the hell?
Could I really just pass the hell out?
This is scaring me.
It i difficult to control my facial expressions.
i encountered other problems with these way too good orgasm recently. they are addictive and i forget to fight them at certain points only getting greadyer for them.
Then I am stuck with the physical consequenses of my body being uncontrollable.
I hope numbing gel will help to keep it under control with clients.
plus I am trying to do a good job and what my clients like to do seems to set off my orgasms and i think about telling them to stop but that would take away from what they came here for.
They are realy into it when i need them to back off due to these crazy orgasms. They are not controllable.
I hope that gel doesn't burn my piss hole or i get a tear from being numb.
I need to figure out a solution.
Even if I was going to tell the guy to get off pof me or stop it is too late. i can't even speak english or get words out for a long time.
Are you sure that part is normal too?
I think also the more of the I have the more suseptible I am to them.
At least it does seem to be really benefical to my body as far as relaxation and fitness.
sorry for another long post.
Dear SinnncerelySHILO,
If you are on any psychotropic or BP medications, it may be time to adjust them. If not, it may be time to take them? If you are having serious issues, it may be a good idea to see a neurologist. S/he can diagnose any vasovagal symptoms you are having. If you come out clean, then enjoy the orgasms and do not worry about them.
Good orgasms are normal and yes, addictive,
The Love Goddess
I am not on meds.
What is BP? Maybe it's the benedryl or Zurtec D?
I need to tell my neurologist an orgasm is amking weird?
Now I need to find a nuerologist.
So your saying I might need a drug for this overorgasms thing?
I will google that vaso word.
ty
I wondr if this vaso thing is related to my sleepwalking. I have REM Behaiour Disorder and do have a neurologist who I could never talk to.
I am on .5 colopin three times aday and i haven't been injured sleepwalking ion a while.
I alo do not behave strange and am now a good sleep mate.
But this Vagus thing is in thye brain stem. REM behaviour Disorder is in the brain stem.
My RBD has been worse lately because I have not consitenlt spaced out the doses all through the day.
I was having a bad RBD day when the more severe symptom came.
I had been very tight in my arms and legs and neck. RBD tightens those muscles as i sleep. Then everyday i have to do a lot of strteches from being pulled into a fetal position from the RBD.
I took my meds on time and had a good night last night and was not stiff today.
I need to ask my neuro for the exrtended release so I dont have to keep up with so many doses.
That type of medicine is illegal to carry in a pill case.
But the bottle opens in my purse every time and then the pills get crushed.
Maybe I can use a small case for the pill bottle.
Real colopin is sturdier( doesnt crumble) and works better but is expensive and I'm afarid to ask my neuro to put me on that.
I am on the generic. It is a very, very low dose . A total of 1.5mg per day.
I try to avoid my doctor at all costs.
I am under extreme stress and am going to a bearevemnt group for Katrina/ Rita survivors.
Maybe it will get better as I learn to come to terms with my losses.
Then there is my slepp apnea which makes me hypoxic to 89 even in a light sleep. Insurance doesn't want to pay for o2 for me unless I'm at 88.
The o2 is $200 a month.
My doctors are such assholes. All they want to do is please the insurance companies.
i tried the cpap and it was inneffective.
i have decided to do nothing else until I get my apnea treated.
I have really good insurance but my docs treat me like dirt and don't give a flying fuck about my health.
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I just got back from party city. they had a pretty Hello Kitty little zip purse. My Rx fits perfect inside so i can now carry it in my purse.
I am also going to call my specialist and get the o2 over here right away.
I will just pay out of pocket.
If I start feeling better I will be so much more availble to work. The $200 is def going to pay for itself.
Screw my insurance. I am tired of dealing with them over just $200.
Sweetheasrt, it's not you; it's them. If the men you're with don't know what's going on, it's time they did! Enjoy who you are! Maybe I'll get a chance to appreciate you some day.... 
Her orgasms are so convulsive they almost look painful.
fortuneately for me I know longer have the squirt part of the orgasms but I do have the same type of involuntary freak outs and then the recovery time where I can't move.
I'm using Oper browser so no spell checker, sorry
I was going to post something else later anyway