The Erotic Highway

What a crazy crazy night.......
2timesanalias 1714 reads
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So, this is probably the strangest thing you'll read this week.  

While perusing the newest fish in the pond in Atlanta, I happened across a nice looking blonde, great profile, nothing to raise any red flags or anything. Sent of an introductory message and waited, got a reply pretty quickly...As my premium was running out I asked to switch to text, and almost as fast as I hit the send button I got a text from her.
A couple of innocent "hey how are you?" texts and she tells me she is a virgin, as in "waiting for marriage", well being the horny fucker I am, I thought cool, a potentially excellent blowjob..LOL  So, then she tells me how horny she is and would I like to come help her out with a little DATY. Little head immediately took control of my phone and agreed, while in the back of my mind I thought this might just be TGTBT, big head regained control of the phone and arranged a quick public meeting in a well lit parking lot of a 24 hour restaurant, arrived 10 minutes early and scoped it out for anything that was out of sorts. She arrived and we met for a moment at her car, looked just like her pictures, slight accent and nice D's popping outta her top.. Agreed to go back to my place, for a little mutual oral fun for a modest benjamin.

Get to my place and head to the bedroom, chatting on my bed, she asks about the massage oil on the night stand any suggests she'd love a massage. Sounded great to me, off come the clothes and she's kind of shy as she lays face down, rub her down nicely, time for the flip, nice looking but rock hard man mades, but she covers her pussy with her hand shyly...start rubbing down the rock hard tits and she slowly starts rubbing herself, and then it all became clear..this has to be the absolute worst botch POST-op tranny pussy in the history of such...needless to say, I'm open minded, but I do have a hard limit of "ain't no dude gonna suck my dick" regardless of what they look like....I suggested "she" might consider adding something to "her" profile to let guys know the deal, some guys aren't gonna simply put their clothes on and stop the shenanigans. Some dude is gonna be pissed the fuck off and bodily harm will occur. As I didn't want or need any drama at my place, I got "her" out of the building as politely as possible......

If you want to find out for yourself, by all means go for it, if you want "her" name so you can avoid a similar situation, PM me or just look for the name " All**  -tacos "  (portion removed with asterisks, in case naming names is frowned upon.

but strange enough.

 
Just wondering, is it standard form for TS SBs to identify themselves as such, much as is done in the pro escort scene?

 
And what do you make of the whole "virgin" thing?   That doesn't quote add up, does it?

2timesanalias108 reads

ALL of the previous TS Sb's have made it known in their profile or on their heading...this one had nothing in there anywhere...in my opinion a very dangerous thing to do.

The whole virgin story line was a little sketchy, but it is possible I guess.

Update: SA has removed the profile after I reported it..

Happened to me. I was pissed. Told SA and they didnt do shit.

2timesanalias111 reads

I raised 6 levels of hell about it with their admin...told them they were lucky I wasn't some homophobic psychopath, otherwise they'd be splattered on every TV station in the country.

GaGambler117 reads

I am about the same as you in this regards. I have nothing against TG people, but my "curiosity" was completely satisfied from just imagining what it would be like to be with someone who either has a dick or used to have a dick and that feeling of bile creeping up the back of my throat at the very thought of it satisfied any "curiosity" I might have ever had about being with a  tranny, but while I might throw up a little bit into my mouth if I found out I was with a tranny, like you I wouldn't feel the need to do anything but get the fuck out of there.

 
Now OTOH, there are some guys who react quite violently at the very thought of being tricked by a "man", and while I suspect a LOT of those guys are simply self loathers with "tendencies" who secretly hate themselves for having such "impure thoughts" lol Either way, not only do some of these guys get quite violent when faced with a "crying game" moment, some of them don't know how to stop and trannies have been actually killed by guys they have put in this situation.  

 
I guess I have been pretty lucky on SA as I haven't had any of these kind of "surprises" and I have only had one TS message me so far and he (sorry, there are Chicks with Dicks"  and "Dudes with Tits" HE was most definitely one of the latter. lol) made no secret about being Trans so I simply ignored the message like I do with all of the girls that message me, but who don't interest me at all.

I do see the occasional TS profile in the Los Angeles area. Almost always they either start the profile name with "TS" or they add a note in the profile headline "Post-OP TS looking..."  

Honestly, every consenting adult should have the right to interact with other consenting adult(s) in any way that makes them happy, regardless of the hardware (or software) they posses. I have no problem with TS types using the site, as long as they disclose, just like I expect any POT SB to (eventually) disclose info about themselves that could materially affect an arrangement (like kids, smoking, hubby, non-local locations, etc.)  I am not attracted to current or former penis owners and I'm not curious either. Like Gaga I've just ignored any views or favs that click on my profile.  

However, I do wonder if members of the "Alt community" (I'm showing my Baby Boomer ignorance, here. What's the non-offensive way to define this group beyond "people"?) would get a better match rate on sites specifically oriented to that group.  Gawd, I hope that doesn't make me sound like a bigot.  Have to assume that otherwise "straight" people are welcome to join those sites if interested...

2timesanalias73 reads

100%, right up until the clothes came off and the legs were spread...Then it looked like a hack plastic surgery job....just plain nasty

My first thought was "damn, she looked THAT passable!", like I have had curiosity about TS, specifically when they do have great bodies and look completely like women.  I'm a 100% believer in someone being born into the wrong body, they absolutely believe and feel like women so why not get the sack of carbon and water we all walk around in fixed proper.  I might have considered still hitting that.  ...maybe not, but maybe! lol

2timesanalias63 reads

And some people would fuck a rattlesnake if they could get somebody to hold it's head...I'm not that damn curious about anything...

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