i need help.  my wife has no clue

right buttons to hook up with someone from here, go to the FAQ for Newbies Board, the second from the top on the list of boards to the left; and find the link to the Newbie Manual near the top of the page.

Click it and read up on the whole megilla.

perhaps your wife needs you to GIVE her a clue.

you certainly haven't given US any.

clit while you watch?  How to give a Blow Job? How to do long division?  How to juggle?

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