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Meeting provider on a full stomach
Gentlemat 5408 reads
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I notice on dinner dates you eat a meal, but if you eat too much won't it be a problem when it comes to lovemaking. How much food should one eat to avoid having issues and how long should you wait after eating before beginning the process?

TheLoveGoddess3939 reads

Well, Gentlemat,

If there is one thing that is extremely individual, it is metabolism, food intake and the effect that eating has on sexual activity. I have no idea how old you are, the state of your physical condition or your reaction to meals; hence, it is IMPOSSIBLE to state exactly what will happen. What is "too much" to you may be a pittance to others. To each his own on that one, I'm afraid.

You just have to be reasonable - obviously, do NOT participate in any form of binge-eating contests prior to seeing a provider. On the other hand, don't go with your stomach in hunger pangs of borborygmi (yep, figure that one out folks), or you'll have an unwanted and intrusive concert on your hands. BE SENSIBLE: Eat a meal but don't stuff yourself. And PLEASE, don't eat any "gassy" foods if you know that they don't agree with you. Just apply some COMMON SENSE and you'll be fine.  

I'm way more fascinated about someone equating lovemaking to a "process." Having sex isn't some sort of project that needs to be attacked with precision and exactitude; if it were, we wouldn't be on this planet.

One woman's sausage is another woman's penis;-)
The Love Goddess

It is much more satisfying to work up an appetite in the bedroom than to lug all that food around during calesthenics.

I eat a banana about an hour before a date, and otherwise fast for about six hours prior.  It keeps the stomach happy and quiet, and you can't beat it nutricionally.  (Ever wonder why monkeys are so horny?)

If you do eat before the tryst however, for God's sake, don't have Mexican or anything with beans.

I always try to eat light when I go out with a lady but I really like the Idea of dinner after! I will have to try it... but the hobbyist I am I would still want desert too

One thing that people, especially us men, tend to do is to not stop eating at several points during the meal and allow your food to settle.  Stopping allows time for your brain to process how much food you've had and send the "Full" signals.  If you take your time while eating and set the fork down between bites, and chew thoroughly you'll notice you'll feel full on much less food and avoid the overstuffed feeling we all too often get.  

I stay away from eating red meats during dinner dates because they tend to cause a lot of stomach gases during digestion.  Nothing is worse than accidentally burping on a lady!

shudaknownbetter5667 reads

I sure don't want to be starving when I see a lady nor stuffed.  I find that eating a light / normal meal a couple of hours ahead is fine.  Sometimes, I'll take a couple of muffins with me & a Fav lady will make hot beverage for us before the party.  
If you have a date in the evening & are prone to a learge dinner...  I'd suggest halving it.  Have a snack later, after.
skb  

If you have a hard time swimming laps after a meal you ate too much, unless you are a dog..If you are a dog, you should always wait at least 45 minutes after any meal or you could get a twisted stomach and die..

I started offering only dinner dates... This is why time spent over dinner is often longer than an hour before we switch to more athletic activities.

It really depends on what you eat. A heavy steak dinner will usually end up being atleast 2 hours long before we seek out privacy, while going for sushi is often shorter (unless we're having too much fun and eating really slow).

I eat slowly, anyway, so even when not in this situation, by the time I get to the gym or wherever, my food is already settled.

If you go on a dinner date before festivities, limit it to one drink and appetizers, or a lite meal at best.

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