The Erotic Highway

What Happened to My Penis? Can't Seem to Find it....
RyanSeacrest 9876 reads
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... Nevermind, I found it.  The little bugger!... barely clears the zipper ...
BTW, why is MrFisher the top poster on this board?  Is he the Love Goddess?

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 9418 reads
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2 / 15

I'm just a verbose type with too much time on my hands, and a private office.

channelguy 32 Reviews 10228 reads
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3 / 15

Seriously!   Since about age 50 - I'm now 60 - I'm one inch shorter.  No bends, curves or hallucinating (well, maybe not!) it's just shorter.  And I didn't have much to lose :-(

BoneWolf 7686 reads
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4 / 15

That's sometimes an illusion caused by weight gain.

Have you put on weight in the abdomen  since you hit 50?

2ski469 3 Reviews 9139 reads
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5 / 15

Weith gain in the abdomen is a big cause of "loss".
And when you look at yourself in a mirror, do it sideways.

ski

bc0806 7343 reads
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6 / 15

I recently had thoracic disc surgery.  My penus is now longer and harder with an errection than for many years.  It is great.  Can't get enough to satisfy it.  Wake up three or four time a night with hard erection.  Love it.  So do my women.

channelguy 32 Reviews 7183 reads
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7 / 15

Nope....6ft 3in and 230lbs of pure muscle (well, almost).  Same as I've been for 35 years - I'm 60 now and work out almost every day.  Strong like bull!   Shorter pecker :-(

channelguy 32 Reviews 5592 reads
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8 / 15

I'm scheduling the surgery right away

Sophomoric Humorist 6669 reads
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9 / 15
channelguy 32 Reviews 6907 reads
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10 / 15

No, but it might be "elective"

tiger2u 2 Reviews 5836 reads
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11 / 15

Erective Surgery??  That sound Erectric !!

tiger2u 2 Reviews 8388 reads
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12 / 15

I am 60 and 2" shorter than at 40.  Some of it is ED, even with Viagra.  Guess all that ripoff SPAM is aimed at guys like me!!

Ehrlich606 8417 reads
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13 / 15

Are you taking any steroids, or meds that may have an effect?

MonKay 7746 reads
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14 / 15

I think you mean elective surgery!!!

Sophomoric Humorist 7713 reads
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15 / 15

Actually, i was thinking of electic surgery, where several procedures of choice are performed at one time.

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