I tend to be a BB kind of guy, but with my current rotation (off-and-on five!) it's running me around 1.2K per month just for STD/STI testing.

Along with the obvious, there are however, some other rewards, like yesterday, when I accidentally double-booked, one girl had no problems with a duo, but was adamant about not 'sharing liquids' which quickly became a non-issue bc we all were gtg testing-wise.

Anyone have a lab they trust that offers highly competitive testing prices?

Is my go-to lab in Los Angeles.  It's one of two main labs used by the Porn Industry.  A full set of tests (what they call a Gold Standard Panel) + a COVID-19 test costs $199. Getting a COVID retest alone for the following 2 weeks costs $35. Results always overnight M-F, Sat results on Monday.  

 
I don't get a new test every time I go BCD. But I tell my SB's that I get a new test at least once every 4-6 weeks. My actual practice is once every month.  So my ANNUAL test costs are around $2,400 - which might be deductible as medical expenses. Note that all of my SB's THINK I am only seeing them "right now."  

 
To use TTS,  do Google search to find a location near you, then sign up for an account before you go to get tested. It's a walk in/no appointment needed place, but you must be in their system. Must use real name as they will require an ID to test.  

 
Unless you are, or are planning to be, a porn star, do not add a stage name, and do not check the box for "sharing your results on PASS" (the industry-wide system that lets you look up other porn stars on set.).  

 
Pay by card. Notice of results available can be sent by text or email. Log in to your account on PC or phone to view. And if any of your tests come back positive, expect a 6:00 am phone call from and Nurse Practitioner who can (usually) prescribe meds to clear up the problem. Then a retest after a positive is $25.  

 
The only free alternatives I know of are my health plan and Planned Parenthood. Both suck for various reasons. Don't bother.  

 
Added advantage for using TTS: When I get a Porn Star SB or escort, showing them my fresh TTS results earns instant trust and my condoms stay in their wrappers.  Because....

 
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The Cat

Think I'm paying about the same with my lab, but let me check again.  

The couple of porn actresses I've fucked both had 2x per month tests, so that was an easy one.

Funny tho, one of my girls can't do blood draws, so we do the home, finger pricks for her.

But each girl has reacted so positively about doing the tests, they seem to be extra horny when we meet, so that alone is worth the money!

An SB not worried about getting an STD (or pregnant) is more likely to drop inhibitions, and enjoy the sex even more.  

 
For new SB's who seem either unsure or who may not have health care, I often offer to take them with me to TTS to get a test, and I will pay for it.  That usually makes them feel better about the idea. It has the added side bonus of seeing their real name and DOB on the test results, if I haven't seen her ID already. So added safety for both of us.  

 
Oddly, virtually ALL of my SB's (except for some porn stars), never ask for mine again once we show each other test results the 1st time. But I do ask them if they have a recent test every few months... It's a good reminder that I am the adult here, and it's rather informative to see their reaction to the question.  

 
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The Cat

If you don’t mind sharing, I’m very interested in, not just the reactions, but how you interpret them.

 
This is something with which I struggle a bit. It causes me to simply drop girls when I get even mildly suspicious about their laxity in regard to their health. I’ve walked away from more than a few. Not because I knew anything for sure. But simply because i wasn’t sufficiently confident.

 
I will completely understand if you want to keep this to yourself. But I’d appreciate whatever you are willing and able to share.