The Erotic Highway

What would you do?
Scaramouche 204 Reviews 779 reads
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1 / 8

One the stranger and funnier exchanges I've have in a while:
I get a favorite from a a gal who looks like a hot supermodel, in my area with a half-dozen spectacular photos. I did not expect anything but given the uniqueness I decided to play along...parts of the exchnage, names hidden to protect the innocent:

POT: Do you compensate time on initial meeting without intimacy?
Me: For the first meeting.. sorry I don’t do that, but happy to discuss any other details
POT: But can you buy me panties ?
ME: Lol! Panties and a skim latte? If that’s what it takes. I could meet you tomorrow afternoon if you like but send me a number
POT: Can we chat here?
ME: We shouldn't discuss anything sensitive here. but if you just want to meet for coffee it's ok
POT: I am asking you about buying panties
ME: Happy to do that! I want to give them to you in person
POT: Thanks can you order them ? They don’t sale in store
ME: Are these gold-plated panties?

She then sends a link to well-known retailer and a single thong for ... $325. "Will you get me please this one? I need size 1"

You probably figured out I passed on this. I assumed from the start she was GPS or a scam. Pretty crazy that she would spend all that effort for panties.. but I might've gone to meet her with $50 panties... and I don't know what I would do with a gal wearing $300 panties!

herbtcat 6 Reviews 69 reads
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2 / 8

... Just to see how far she will push.  

 
Of course it would be insane to spend more on a pair of panties that the pussy they will covered is worth.  You don't put a $50,000 car cover on an $18,000 Hyundai.

 
But if I was feeling especially devilish, I might promise to buy them, then tell her I accidentally sent them to my home address ("Hey I'm always flustered by these interwebs thingies, Babe! Maybe you can teach me how to look up my accounts?). Then ask for her address so I can send them to her.  If I get it, I'll go to Shein online (known for cheap sexy women's clothes) and buy a $3 pair and ship.  

 
Once it gets delivered, hilarity ensues!  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

J0e_Fella 34 Reviews 53 reads
posted
3 / 8

of mine about the thong when I was a newbie at seeing a provider. I ripped her thong during the session. Afterward, she slipped the ripped thong into my coat pocket after our last kiss goodbye and whispered in my ear for a new one when I come next time. Short story, I learned quickly not to rip any thongs after, especially Agent Provocateur or La Perla. lol

Scaramouche 204 Reviews 50 reads
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4 / 8

To follow up:
After I refused to buy the $325 panties she made an offer for a $60 pair, but by then I decided I'd had enough.
I was ready to go to a local shop and buy something for $40 or $50 but it irks me to have a gal ask for a very specific thing like that. It seems like she values her panties more than the relationship.

tomcat0360 105 Reviews 59 reads
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5 / 8

Suppose it's to bring her the panties when we meet. She might no-show, but that's the risk I am willing to take. $60 for a chance to bang a supermodel is OK in my book.

BuckNaked00 48 reads
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6 / 8

She wanted you to mail them. Talked to the Same one in DC.

She has no interest in meeting, I don’t think.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 53 reads
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7 / 8

The act of making a purchase ahead of a meet up can induce a mental momentum to go thru with sketchy last minute demands. Like, now she wants this thing I don't like but I've already committed this purchase so what the heck.  
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Also someone collecting underpants (besides the underpants gnomes) might be either returning them for a refund (although many places don't accept returned under garments) or reselling them at a discount.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 65 reads
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8 / 8

... or she may be an IG and OF personality and could be reselling those panties at a PREMIUM to her fans.  

 
"Buy my designer panties:  $100 new, $200 worn by me. Send me a gift card and I'll ship them to you in a sealed plastic bag with my perfume (or scent*) on them."  

 
*Yeah, that's a real thing. I've never understood why anyone would buy a woman's panties.  But I see this frequently.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

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