The Erotic Highway

hotel reviews
Ali2 568 reads
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1 / 5

one of the funnier things about the Bowl to me is the follow-up emails you get from hotels, asking you rate your experience there.  I would love to write something like  

After getting the room key from the very courteous assistant at the front desk, I got my very hot 20-year old date, who was wearing heels and a miniskirt, from the car and we went in thru the side entrance and took the elevator up to our room.  In five minutes we were naked ....  [insert standard TER review].   We left three hours later.  No hotel employees bothered us on the way in or way out.  

herbtcat 6 Reviews 28 reads
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2 / 5

But probably not a wise move for those of you who sugar on the side and don't want your SO to know. :)  

 
But that does bring up a question:  Would you or have you ever used the same hotel for a SB date and for a stay with your SO?  Imagine the possibilities - especially from hotel chains that like to flag a return customer with a special greeting or perks.  ("Oh! Welcome back, Mr. Daddy! So nice to have you stay with us again. We have the special Lover's Suite with a heart shaped hot tub prepared again just for you with your usual Pirrier-Jouet champagne bottle on ice all ready to go. And we used the red satin sheets you liked so much last time.")  

 
Now that could motivate some interesting reviews! :p  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

girlfan1959 48 Reviews 27 reads
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3 / 5

I haven't done this in a hotel but did a high-rated and creative sushi place in Manhattan. The first person I took was a SB who was allergic to mangoes. About a year later, I went with my partner and one of my kids. They apparently keep good records, because the waitress turned to my partner and said: "you are allergic to mangoes, right." My suspicious partner said: "no, I am allergic to stone fruit" and looked at me. I admitted to having been there with a friend who was allergic to mangoes.  

About two years after that, I went with another SB, and the waitress just asked about any allergies without revealing what was in their database (probably now including instruction to asked about allergies only in general). I told her about the earlier encounters, and she was amused.

mrfisher 111 Reviews 63 reads
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4 / 5

on an open board.  

It puts them on LE’s radar and that could make the hotel clamp down.

AnotherDonJohn 70 reads
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5 / 5

So my review would be of a budget hourly place like Palace Hotel in my area.  

“The staff was courteous. They didn’t question my hour long “business meeting” booking when my counterparty was a young overly made-up whore in a leather tube dress. The shower was spacious as we comfortably were able to do doggy in it. Plenty of toiletries and clean towels. AC was quiet and kept us comfortable the whole time. Room was reasonably soundproof as we were pretty loud. Bed covers felt clean and soft as we changed positions several times. Easy to enter and exit the first floor room into the parking lot for making a getaway… Motel convenience with hotel amenities! Highly recommend!”

PS again I’m in open relationship and have little exposure risk. Just don’t want a random whore trashing or robbing my place.

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