There was a mention in a recent thread of "double standards" - that SBs can say pretty much anything they want on their profiles and in messages, while SDs get perma-bans for one word (or set of initials) out of place! This is so true!
Over the years I have been astonished by some of the things SBs have been able to say. So, why not have a thread to document and entertain ourselves with notable examples?

Here is a local one I saw a while ago, to kick things off:
"I’m not a daily prostitute, (Im currently enrolled in college) but for the right guy and circumstances I would be. "

Feel free to contribute any you see/know of!