The Erotic Highway

IJ had that same dizziness...
herbtcat 6 Reviews 811 reads
posted
1 / 15

A date with my 22-year-old Viet spinner today. I had just successfully deployed the Rose rather strategically, resulting in 2 or 3 intense "O's" in less than 15 minutes. Not sure if it's 2 or 3, as the last may have been more of an aftershock of #2, so to speak. (Pro Rose Tip: Lube, apply, adjust for highest sensitivity, then don't fucking move. The Rose will do its best work when undisturbed.)  

 
After she caught her breath, she got up to head to the bathroom so she could tidy up. I noted that she looked a little wobbly-legged and she looked at me and said: "Yeah, my doctor says I have Armenia. I need to take my iron meds."  

 
I stifled a bit of a double take and said: "Armenia is a country... I think you have anemia."  She said I was correct and showed me her new meds: Ferrous Sulfate.  

 
It's easy to forget that my 41-year age difference is filled with decades of life experience.  Fortunately, she did not see my comment as condescending or mocking - because it wasn't. I asked her to hold off heading to the shower for a bit so I could plant a few more roses in her garden.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Dick.Everhard 18 reads
posted
2 / 15

She could have Armenia, so long as I could have Uranus

- Dick

sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 17 reads
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3 / 15

Equally well with both hands. I complimented her on  her use of both hands...she said that's because she's....amphibious

sweetman 93 Reviews 16 reads
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4 / 15

Very sweet and funny.  Reminded me that my very first GF, first one I had sex with, had a family camp in Amenia NY.  It took me a while to keep from calling it Armenia!  Anyway, what I have now is postural hypotension.  That just means that if I stand up too fast I get dizzy, and the ED meds exacerbate the situation.  But I know what dosages to take, and it's usually not a problem at all.  Until today.  I had a fantastic date with my little 20yo kitten today.  She gave me such a great work out. She had mentioned last time her favorite beverage at Starbucks. So today I got us each a grande mocha cookie crumble frap, which we enjoyed after the fireworks were over. (she said Oh, you remembered!) I hadn't eaten anything else today besides that big dose of sugar, and was probably a bit dehydrated as well.  It took me about an hour to drive home in the RV.  But when I parked and stood up, I got soooo dizzy I nearly fell.  I sat down fast and let it pass.  Ah, the perils of sugar dating!  (for old farts with nubile PYTs!)

mrfisher 111 Reviews 19 reads
posted
5 / 15

A friend suggested I take magnesium for it.

 
Within a week, the dizziness was gone.

netnoy 55 Reviews 17 reads
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6 / 15

I'm looking for some new toys for main.  Rose a good one it sounds like?

sweetman 93 Reviews 21 reads
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7 / 15
sweetman 93 Reviews 18 reads
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8 / 15

Tip of the hat to Herb who recommended the Rose Toy to me.  I got one to use with my #1, the results were amazing.  Within 2 minutes of applying it to her clit she was arching her back on the bed in a huge O.  A second one followed a minute later.  Then I backed off and let her relax, didn't want to kill the poor girl!  Her first comment was, that was a life changing experience!

herbtcat 6 Reviews 34 reads
posted
9 / 15

Here's the link to the official product from a Chinese seller. Slow delivery time - about 2-3 weeks. But worth the wait.  

 
You can find knockoffs on Amazon for similar or even lower prices that will be delivered within a few days.  BUT according to my HipHop SB, they are not the same.  She was travelling back east for the holidays and asked Daddy to send her one asap because - well because. LOL I ordered off Amazon and it arrived 3 days later. When she got back to LA... ok after she got bank AND spent a fair amount of time with her head between my knees, she told me the knockoff was slightly different. Still OK for her needs, but not as good.  

It's nice to know that even 3,400 miles away from me, she was still thinking about me during her bean-flicking moments.  Ok, I have no idea if she was thinking about me. But that's my story and I'm sticking with it! LOL  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Scaramouche 204 Reviews 17 reads
posted
10 / 15

There's no cure for Armenia ... yet!
The best you can do is offer comfort and alleviate the symptoms. Certain forms of 'physical therapy' can help!!

sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 17 reads
posted
11 / 15

My #1 loved her rose until I got her a G spot vibrator.  Body convulsing O's.  Amazing to watch.

netnoy 55 Reviews 15 reads
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12 / 15

She's gonna have one hell of a surprise when it gets here!

sweetman 93 Reviews 20 reads
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13 / 15

sftd, thanks for the recommendation.  I googled G spot vibrator, found my way to Adam and Eve, and was amazed by the number of different toys available, each with slightly different features and designs.  What kind do you recommend?  What make and model do you use?

sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 13 reads
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14 / 15

It was kinda curvy.  Something like the chicken spot vibrator. I gave it to  my ex SB and were not talking now. Lol. I don't think it had a clit stimulator

arrowman 41 Reviews 17 reads
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15 / 15

...you were done with your escapades, and she recovered from her Armenia, were you both Hungary?

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