The Erotic Highway

I had a recent funny request too
Boooty 59 Reviews 1048 reads
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1 / 7

Hey guys - I know this has been addressed before - but this is and was a new one for me - just thought I'd share and always love to hear new stories from BSC girls - lol wait they are all not BSC - just 99.9 % lol
Here is what she wrote Somehow I lost my best friends key chain last night....like i KNOW i didnt “lose” it because I sat it on the table;someone HAD to accidentally pick it up. Consequently I had to take the blame for it since I had them last. I paid 80 last night for a tow truck to unlock her car door, keys werent in there so a total waste of money. - I have to pay her for a new car key in morning - you help me I'll help you  
Hahaha.  I didn't help her - no more money up front before the booty for me - lol

sweetman 93 Reviews 114 reads
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2 / 7

It was from a new SB who said she wanted me to buy her this new fangled sex toy.  It's actually kinda cool: there's a female toy and a male toy and they can be connected via bluetooth and the internet so you can feel and control each other's actions when you use them, no matter how far apart you are!  But it's about $200 for the complete setup and I've never even met this girl let alone had sex with her.  I declined of course.

ruki 121 reads
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3 / 7

So what is this new toy... post a link,please

PolePosition 101 reads
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4 / 7

Look up: "long distance relationship sex toys."

GaGambler 138 reads
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5 / 7

IMHO she was/is not a "new SB" but a new "POT SB"  

 

Until you meet they are all POT SB's, some people might even argue that they don't reach true SB status until after you have sex with her, I can accept either definition, but I most definitely would not consider a girl I have never met to be an "SB" yet.

 
and of course you declined, no one ever said you were stupid.   Well, around here I am sure somebody must have called you stupid at sometime or another, but it wasn't me. lol

sweetman 93 Reviews 123 reads
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6 / 7

You are right of course.  What I meant to say is that she was new on SA, not "a new SB".  In fact, from our messages, I believe she had not ever met anyone from the site yet.

hobby48 18 Reviews 96 reads
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7 / 7

We could use these Bluetooth toys with our wives.  Save our dicks for the pyt tight Pussy...

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