When, oh when will the trend of huge bubble butts going to end? Give me a tight little derriere any day over these massive dimply butts. Enough is enough, does anyone out there agree with me?

OMG. Completely agree. I think the Brazilians got this started and now so many girls followed suit.  Only exception are the Asians. And when you do find someone with a small cute butt, they charge quite a bit more, at least in the pro world.

When women were actually thin and beautiful  

The sense of beauty changes periodically. Back in the 1600s, Rubens painted a lot of Rubenesque women ... or painted a lot of women Rubenesquely, even Venus.
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Rubenesque
Adjective
Rubenesque
Of the figure of a woman, plump and sensuous.  
Synonyms: voluptuous, zaftig; see also Thesaurus:overweight, Thesaurus:voluptuous

You forgot to add:  
Chubby
Plump
Cottage cheese thighs
Cankles
Prom Wall Support
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Pleasant Personality