In this case, GPS=Golden Penis Syndrome.
I was just relaxing after a day of balls-deep activity with my A-List, Asian Porn-Star SB yesterday (Am I bragging? Hell yes!) and started to wonder if there are POT SD's who write profiles as terrible as some of the worst POT SB profiles we have discussed here. So I thought I'd try may hand at writing one that accurately reflects the worst we have seen if they had been created by a SD.
No serious point to this. Just having a little fun with some of the hobby-ists here. :p
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Photos:
1. Pic of a headless male body, no shirt, with too much hair and moobs
2. Pic of the back of a guy wearing a blue blazer and Captain's hat, holding a Coors, on what could be a yacht, but is actually the Staten Island Ferry - suitably cropped.
Tag Line:
Here for a good time, if you treat me right
About Me:
I am a successful business man who understands that hard work and dedication to your profession is the only way to succeed. Nobody helped me - I did it all on my own. My parents think I should have stayed with my ex, but she was a total whack job - so splittsville for me!
After that bad experience, there's just no way I would ever let a woman control my life again. I know the difference between love and being used now.
Also, I know my time is worth a lot, so please don't try to waste it with lame excuses about your broken car.
Seeking:
I know the right woman is out there for me. As long as she is willing to prove it we will get along really well. I'd love to share the life of luxury I have built with a special someone. You need to be ok with discretion - my neighbors are assholes.
Please don't expect me to pay for anything intimate. I know you are not a whore, so don't act like one and we will be happy together. Not an ATM Machine! You need to be HWP or it's a non-starter. I believe that we all need to live up to our full mental and physical potential, so bring your best and we can make it work.
If you can tell me exactly what you are looking for, I'll probably answer your message first. I get way too many messages from time wasters who just want endless chat. Be specific.
Tags:
Emotional Connection, Discretion, Marriage Minded
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Feel free to embellish or submit your own.
Life is good
The Cat
