31 year old SB from 5 states over from my location. Looking for "HIGH" support.  
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Her Tag Line: CHUBBY/BALD GUYS ONLY
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Ok, being on the "fluffy" side, I'll read on...  
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But her About Me was a total crash and burn:  
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Classy, sexy, FUNNY, confident young woman ready to have fun.  
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Please don't contact me if you are a vegetarian or vegan( I love meat)under 50 years old(I love antique), have a tattoo, messy( I am a clean freak), your IQ is below average(I hope I can learn from you), you are an actor/artist, cat lover( I hate cats), at the gym 24/7(I love chubby guys). "  
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So we certianly know what she DOESN'T want.  As it turns out I pass all her "don't be's" except for my cat. But WTF?  
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And now her What I'm Looking for is the real kicker:  
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I am not FREE but I am always available. I am looking for an educated, honest, SUCCESSFUL, SMART and FUNNY man to spend time with.  
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Back to browsing local profiles....  
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Life is good.

Than anybody else’s.  She sounds like a keeper for you.  😏. Just kidding. Enjoy!!

and the mixed negatives don't bother me in the slightest.
But: the divorced "Mommy" with one child at 31 y/o and the fact she's been around awhile would have me clicking past her...not to mention she's not local.

Girls like this are always worth putting a minimum of effort into, you never know when you'll stumble upon a diamond.

Contacting me from 5 states over would be a deal breaker, but not every (or even many) women really want the typical fawning, spineless, tofu eating, liberal, metrosexual suckup that are so common in Lala land. lol