Saw this line today in a Seeking profile.  It passed Seeking's Word Nazis, but it does not pass my Spidey Senses:

 
"I'm looking for a man that is happy just basking in my presence, listening to my sweet sultry voice."  

 
No basking for me, thanks.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Sounds like GPS to me!

Treat my the princess that I am.