The Erotic Highway

Further random thoughts...
principium 2181 reads
posted
1 / 27

OK, for the good of the community and just because I'm one sadistic bastardo, I experimented with a few things on SA, since I went dormant on my main SD profile.

I was running a fake SD profile for about 2 weeks, no pics, nicely written yet aggressive and a no-nonsense SD profile of a mid 40's CEO worth over 10 Mil and annual income over 1 Mil. My profile does say that he's married and that all ladies profiles will be both vetted and "interviewed" by his "personal assistant" before any meeting with Mr. CEO is set up. You will be surprised as to how many gullible women are contacting the nonexistent dashing CEO and don't give 2 shytes that he's married and states that he's not leaving his wife and is basically looking for an escorting fcuk toy! Mind you, he has no pics and not a paying member, so can't read any of the messages he's getting (maybe some are telling him to go fooque himself, but I doubt it). The beauty of it all is that since since I can not read the messages and I don't wish to pay the wanker owner of the site my hard earned $79.95 to do so, I just keep deleting messages which I don't want to pay to read.

One, OK two actually very surprising (well, not really) factors are as follows:

1- as soon as I click onto an SBs profile, within a few hours I get unsolicited sharing of their private photos from the same c*nts who would not allow me (the real profile) access to tor share their private photos.

2- there is this one hot smoking C*NT who did write back to my main ID and did share her photos followed by unsharing after a short little while. In her response to me she stated that she's not interested in a relationship but since I "sound" sane and "nice" she will keep my number. OK, whatevs! Then as soon as Mr. nonexistent wealthy CEO clicks onto her, she has written the fake master-me a couple of messages already.  

Final discovery: he who has the gold or at least pretend to have it and talks a great game (my fake SD profile is a doozy)  ultimately wins...

2nd part will be about my fake SB profile!!!

principium 509 reads
posted
2 / 27

This is where the eye opening and exciting discoveries start:

I made a profile out of a very hot low 20's tall blonde with a nondescript and heavily edited photo off the Internet. Within 1/2 hour of going "live" I must have received like 40 messages from the sharks who are circling the sewage on SA like 24/7! I kid you not, some of these guys don't seem to want to shut the eff'ing profile down for a few minutes. It got so cumbersome and laborious that I actually had to shut down the profile for a few days to get a breather and I've got to tell Ya'all that some of these guys are dumb mofos and/or so full of themselves. A few myth and falacies, right off of the bat:

1- the site is populated with older and nasty guys! Not! I am sure that POT SDs fib about their ages and use much older photos but there are plenty, I mean PLENTY of good looking (no homo) guys with 6-packs (not beer) with plethora of shirtless photos all in mid 30's to mid 40's. I am sure that these are the types who try to get a girl without paying allowances so I come back to the main and fundamental essence of the site that if you do NOT pay, you will LOSE you SB. Interpret as you will on this one.

2- You guys are basically worse than some, correction, all animals and very disgusting! I have already had a few messages from guys who just want to eat me out. Yup, that is the opener! Ewww! Ewww! Ewww! LOL.

3- BS artists who offered me up to 4K just to meet up in order to alleviate my current "financial" pains but not so much into an allowance because it does NOT feel right for a classy young girl like me. Oh yeah, me luvs them classy guys who think of me as CLASSY!

4- Very surprising as to how many guys just allow access to their private photos and give out phone number and email addresses right off the bat! Having fun with the info and Google'ing these peep which leads me to their Twitter, IG, FB, businesses yada yada! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!

5- Had two SA "whales' contacting me on that very first day with stated networth of over 100 Mils and annual income in excess of 10 Mils. Nicely composed messages from these two but no photos, no sharing and no numbers. Case in point: truly wealthy guys are not as stupid as some of these Dr. lawyer and self employed "baby millionaire" types.  

6- Once a gal signs out or logs out of SA, that tricking eff'ing site still shows the SB's profile as "online" for a good hour after she has logged off! I was monitoring my fake SB account, using my fake SD account because I realized that I was being shown "online" on the SB site whereas I had clearly signed off. My conclusion: the SB subscriptions are down on this site and SA is gaming the system. No wonder they had to raise the monthly fees. IMHO, SA will not be in business if real SB types leave in hoards because they can not find a suitable arrangement as there are so many fakes and flaky people.  

7- lastly, I am waiting for SftD to write to me to offer me some $$$ so that I can lure him into a dark room so that he can touch my wang :D Who know, it may be love at first touch :

Newto1000 405 reads
posted
3 / 27

So what do you think the tipping point is?  

Posted By: principium
OK, for the good of the community and just because I'm one sadistic bastardo, I experimented with a few things on SA, since I went dormant on my main SD profile.  
   
 I was running a fake SD profile for about 2 weeks, no pics, nicely written yet aggressive and a no-nonsense SD profile of a mid 40's CEO worth over 10 Mil and annual income over 1 Mil. My profile does say that he's married and that all ladies profiles will be both vetted and "interviewed" by his "personal assistant" before any meeting with Mr. CEO is set up. You will be surprised as to how many gullible women are contacting the nonexistent dashing CEO and don't give 2 shytes that he's married and states that he's not leaving his wife and is basically looking for an escorting fcuk toy! Mind you, he has no pics and not a paying member, so can't read any of the messages he's getting (maybe some are telling him to go fooque himself, but I doubt it). The beauty of it all is that since since I can not read the messages and I don't wish to pay the wanker owner of the site my hard earned $79.95 to do so, I just keep deleting messages which I don't want to pay to read.  
   
 One, OK two actually very surprising (well, not really) factors are as follows:  
   
 1- as soon as I click onto an SBs profile, within a few hours I get unsolicited sharing of their private photos from the same c*nts who would not allow me (the real profile) access to tor share their private photos.  
   
 2- there is this one hot smoking C*NT who did write back to my main ID and did share her photos followed by unsharing after a short little while. In her response to me she stated that she's not interested in a relationship but since I "sound" sane and "nice" she will keep my number. OK, whatevs! Then as soon as Mr. nonexistent wealthy CEO clicks onto her, she has written the fake master-me a couple of messages already.  
   
 Final discovery: he who has the gold or at least pretend to have it and talks a great game (my fake SD profile is a doozy)  ultimately wins...  
   
 2nd part will be about my fake SB profile!!!

principium 336 reads
posted
4 / 27

Although my fake SB profile is both attractive and well written, it is succinct enough to lure in guys as it is unfathomable that the verbiage came from the mind of a twisted guy! I have read enough SB profiles to know as to what attracts the sharks. The posted photos are very demure and understated, so I can only now imagine as to the volume of responses and openers that a pretty and young girl receives from all over the Eff'ing World with propositions of every kind and flavor. My farthest POT SD was from China and I have had plenty of offers in the 400 range for let's meet and see if we have chemistry and then I'll pay you BCD.

To be honest, I have now developed more empathy for the girls and will do my best to take care of my Unicorn and the subs a bit better. These girls have to plow through a lots of sh*t to find a gem and i can see as to how they can become jaded or thick skinned. Plus, now I understand as to why it takes them weeks to get back to someone so I don't get my knickers in a twist if I don't hear back from them in a day!

At the moment of publishing this piece, i have developed more respect for the opposite gender as to opposed to my own!

principium 327 reads
posted
5 / 27

Tipping point of what? SA the site?

Tipping point of scoring SBs on one's own terms?

I think $$$ still wins over looks and youth, but be in good shape. There is more emphasis on this in the S-Bowl than in the Hookerville. I think that SA can be a very target rich playground for someone in mid 40s who is actually willing to play the long game and has time, patience and the fund$ to do this. Being single and also not being a jerk will go a long way.

GaGambler 591 reads
posted
6 / 27
Newto1000 275 reads
posted
7 / 27

I meant the tipping point between your real and phony profile.  How much do you think your real profile would have to be increased to get the response you were getting to your phony one.

Posted By: principium
Tipping point of what? SA the site?  
   
 Tipping point of scoring SBs on one's own terms?  
   
 I think $$$ still wins over looks and youth, but be in good shape. There is more emphasis on this in the S-Bowl than in the Hookerville. I think that SA can be a very target rich playground for someone in mid 40s who is actually willing to play the long game and has time, patience and the fund$ to do this. Being single and also not being a jerk will go a long way.

principium 349 reads
posted
8 / 27

I'm pretty sure that Sympathy has in in him (no pun)...

In any case, I'm not giving out my number and no one has a d*ck pic in their private photo bank...

The female profile is now offline but I will experiment with it again this weekend ;)

principium 303 reads
posted
9 / 27

By quite a bit...

I don't need to become the phony me because I allow 500 and I don't BS on that. I am just not willing to do it more than 3 times per month max (when you add the other BS, I'm already over 2K per month with the Unicorn) so I can't afford 3-4 SBs at that rate in terms of fund$ and time.  

Today had my phone going from with 2 POT SBs (whom I have met but no intimacy) One wants to know if I am willing to "step up" and help her with rent since she has already been out with me twice (delusional as I never, ever pay to go on dates, specially after the fact) and the secon one wants a 2500 bedroom furniture set! Oookaaay!!!

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 351 reads
posted
10 / 27

Guess I  could go Loraine Bobbit on that worm of yours....

Posted By: principium
This is where the eye opening and exciting discoveries start:  
   
 I made a profile out of a very hot low 20's tall blonde with a nondescript and heavily edited photo off the Internet. Within 1/2 hour of going "live" I must have received like 40 messages from the sharks who are circling the sewage on SA like 24/7! I kid you not, some of these guys don't seem to want to shut the eff'ing profile down for a few minutes. It got so cumbersome and laborious that I actually had to shut down the profile for a few days to get a breather and I've got to tell Ya'all that some of these guys are dumb mofos and/or so full of themselves. A few myth and falacies, right off of the bat:  
   
 1- the site is populated with older and nasty guys! Not! I am sure that POT SDs fib about their ages and use much older photos but there are plenty, I mean PLENTY of good looking (no homo) guys with 6-packs (not beer) with plethora of shirtless photos all in mid 30's to mid 40's. I am sure that these are the types who try to get a girl without paying allowances so I come back to the main and fundamental essence of the site that if you do NOT pay, you will LOSE you SB. Interpret as you will on this one.  
   
 2- You guys are basically worse than some, correction, all animals and very disgusting! I have already had a few messages from guys who just want to eat me out. Yup, that is the opener! Ewww! Ewww! Ewww! LOL.  
   
 3- BS artists who offered me up to 4K just to meet up in order to alleviate my current "financial" pains but not so much into an allowance because it does NOT feel right for a classy young girl like me. Oh yeah, me luvs them classy guys who think of me as CLASSY!  
   
 4- Very surprising as to how many guys just allow access to their private photos and give out phone number and email addresses right off the bat! Having fun with the info and Google'ing these peep which leads me to their Twitter, IG, FB, businesses yada yada! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!  
   
 5- Had two SA "whales' contacting me on that very first day with stated networth of over 100 Mils and annual income in excess of 10 Mils. Nicely composed messages from these two but no photos, no sharing and no numbers. Case in point: truly wealthy guys are not as stupid as some of these Dr. lawyer and self employed "baby millionaire" types.  
   
 6- Once a gal signs out or logs out of SA, that tricking eff'ing site still shows the SB's profile as "online" for a good hour after she has logged off! I was monitoring my fake SB account, using my fake SD account because I realized that I was being shown "online" on the SB site whereas I had clearly signed off. My conclusion: the SB subscriptions are down on this site and SA is gaming the system. No wonder they had to raise the monthly fees. IMHO, SA will not be in business if real SB types leave in hoards because they can not find a suitable arrangement as there are so many fakes and flaky people.  
   
 7- lastly, I am waiting for SftD to write to me to offer me some $$$ so that I can lure him into a dark room so that he can touch my wang :D Who know, it may be love at first touch :D  
 

bassrat51 5 Reviews 221 reads
posted
11 / 27
tiresias 330 reads
posted
12 / 27

you confirm a lot of suspicions I have had in being on SA from time to time over the past 3 years.  Particularly that any attractive SB (real or otherwise) gets inundated  with emails. Also that in the end it is the $$$ that matter. Also that being single is an advantage - I am listed as married but looking and it seems to very much limit my response rate.

periscope 8 Reviews 418 reads
posted
13 / 27

Got this from a POT SB: "As for the crazies it's hard to go through the entire list but I've met a drug addict, strict Donald trump wannabe, a guy who's stolen millions from a company and hopes to not get caught... a guy who has genital warts and would pay me thousands cause nobody wants him (had to kind of back away from him), a guy who smelled like cigarette smoke soooo badly and this one won't stop emailing me, A guy who fought me in the parking lot upon meeting me for why I didn't bring an overnight bag.... just I could write a book on my experiences haha".

I am now getting a yield, and I do agree you have to be patient as well as flout your $$ in as courtly a way as possible.  Will re-evaluate my pro policy if all this pans out.  A 28, a 23 and a 20 y.o.

periscope 8 Reviews 291 reads
posted
14 / 27

Yes, I'll second that.  I am not listed as super-rich, either.  Am not sure why I have gotten more positive results lately than earlier, but must have to do with my messaging.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 304 reads
posted
15 / 27

And so you validate my strategy to never (well, almost never) initiate contact with a POT SB. I wait until she at least views or favs me, then I'll return the favor and look back. I will also always try to return a message within 24 hours, even if the message is "no thanks" or "not now."  

If I wait for them to start the process, they have (probably) read my profile and seen my pics (all recent, some from my travels, about half are full figure so they can see how not-skinny I am).  

This has been a mostly successful approach, with notable failures.

easternpacific 299 reads
posted
16 / 27

I've also been leery of fake profiles based on past experiences on SA

bassrat51 5 Reviews 290 reads
posted
17 / 27
NatSherman 4 Reviews 269 reads
posted
18 / 27

As I've returned to panning for gold, I'm discouraged by what you found re both SDs and SBs.  No wonder I've had only a few hits over the years, and only one really amazing connection.  I'd probably just give up and go back to the professionals except that I've already paid for 6 months.

principium 270 reads
posted
19 / 27
972619 22 Reviews 341 reads
posted
20 / 27

Based on your 2 profiles for your area, what would be the ratio of local SB to local sd? Then based on the SB profile, how many contacts/messages would be from 'local' sd versus 'out of the area' sd. You can define local and out of area because everyone has differing geographic challenges.

bassrat51 5 Reviews 283 reads
posted
21 / 27

Yeah that was below the line.  I realized I left the F out as I hit the send button.

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 278 reads
posted
22 / 27

I got over it. Lol

Posted By: bassrat51
Yeah that was below the line.  I realized I left the F out as I hit the send button.

bassrat51 5 Reviews 277 reads
posted
23 / 27

Figured you did but your princess seemed pretty defensive about it. LOL

junglegym25 19 Reviews 347 reads
posted
24 / 27

Unless you have a shit ton of $$ to throw around, the supermodel types probably won't give most average guys a second look. The hot-GNDs are a bit more my speed and looking for a little fun and some extra cash. You can definitely find some diamonds in the rough this way for those of us who aren't yet multi-millionaires.

Newto1000 357 reads
posted
25 / 27

Reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen movie, "Bruno", when he was interviewing parents of toddlers for a role in a movie.  Its amazing how common sense evaporates when fame and fortune are within reach.

averagejoe38 35 Reviews 378 reads
posted
26 / 27

Wow, great work, detective! Did you use "Princess" in your fake SB alias :)

The new changes to the search feature and the increase in monthly fee got me out of the SA site. I do have numbers and emails of handful of babes to play, and prefer seeing a provider every now and then as the Sugar dating can be rather expensive and takes a lot of time which is a plus at times and a negative when too much going on.

That explains why some of the SBs I know deactivate their accounts every now and then, I guess it must be quite some work to go through all the junk messages and interest to find the daddy that they're looking for.

I don't share my pictures anymore, best to meet in person before giving away any personal info

Zzbottom2 287 reads
posted
27 / 27

Posted By: GaGambler
How many "dick pics" did you get?
Sadly even the civie girls on Plenty of Fish and Match.com get unsolicited pecker pics..
Guys are dumb..

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