Recently Love Goddess with tongue in cheek mentioned reciting the "periodic tables" as a way to deal with premature ejaculation. Although LG is a phenomenal source of astute psychosexual advice, her knowledge of chemistry appears to be lacking in this instance.
For the record, just like the God of Moses, there is one and only one periodic table. That is, there is no such thing as "the periodic tables." To refresh the memory of those players who forgot their basic science during a lifetime of pussy chasing: The periodic table is a graphic representation of the list of all the known chemical elements.
By the way, the periodic table should not be confused with the calendar some providers use to keep track of their periods.
Me? I was double major: in chemistry and in pussy.
And not even referring to reality! Greetings, all! I am writing from a guest house in Islamabad! This will be my last access to a computer, so no more messages for a while.
Glad you're sticking to Einsteinium and avoiding discussions of "pussy" without me around, the Love Goddess
I worked on the software for "various ordnance delivery systems" that are "near you".....and I did a lot of the software designing while thinking about pussy and all the wonderful things that go with it!
If you hear a loud "whistle"....DUCK! It might be one of those systems I worked on !!!
..so many good memories from chemistry class... Oh, wait, those memories are of the hawt girl who was sitting down the lab bench from me. Eh, check out the link anyhoo.
Mendeleev also invented the formula for vodka. He was trying to find the percentage of alcohol that will keep the vodka from freezing in winter, but will still be drinkable. Long story short, everybody now makes vodka using Mendeleev's formula.
...are lighting the bunsen burner and heading for the Magnesium jar whenever the teacher left the room to go smoke. I did, however find out the hard way that magnesium can't be extinguished once the teacher walks back in the room...
There was also Marilyn M in the class who had an amazingly well developed chest for a high schooler - I still think of her occasionally...
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