Today I had conversations with two women minutes apart. One was a SB (middle age) who wants me to go 50 Shades on her. The other, my neighbor, also middle age, wants me to go to church with her.

but I have been to "temple" with a whole bunch of Asian hookers over the years. The biggest difference between going to church and going to a Buddhist Temple, besides no-one trying to "save" you against your will of course, is that the food you can buy out back is better and more authentic than any Thai/Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant you'll ever find in this country.

You have zero problems pushing back when anybody is an idiot about anything, religious or otherwise.  Keep up the good work and continue to not suffer fools!

Church lady is divorced mom.  No man around for several years.  Says doesn't miss sex (needs to be in love.)  Knows I am married so makes show of setting limits on amount of emails so as not to trigger repercussions with wife.  But somehow I was invited to her house recently.  Asks me personal questions about rumors of my earlier infidelity, etc.  

The 50 Shades lady may not want any money.  Trouble is she is an hour away.  Wants the kidnapped sex slave experience.  I guess I'll become a Thespian.

Take some reasonable precautions against a set up.  
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Bring paper and electronic copies of her requests (email/texts, etc.) to "kidnap" or "abuse" or "enslave" her.  Take pics if you can of your self (full body) and her before you engage in anything naughty.  Have a backup of these items that's not in your car or on your person.  Tell a buddy what you are planning and why. Give him enough detail to substantiate your story if she decides to cry rape.  
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Perhaps engage her kinky side and ask to video the experience -don't tell her it's for your protection. If possible consider streaming that live to your buddy or send a copy to him asap after the party ends.  Yes it's could his potential blackmail evidence over you later but that's better than going to jail for kidnapping and assault.  
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Fantasies can be fun, but bat-shit crazy is out there.  Be prepared to prove your non-criminal intent and actions to LEO, a lawyer, a judge, media/news,  and your wife/kids/friends.

More good advice from the Cat!  I've never been involved in anything that kinky so I might not have thought of these precautions.  But I KNOW bat shit crazy is out there so I'm glad to have thee suggestions should I ever need them.  Reminds me of some porn I've seen, of the dungeon/slave sort.  Often the videos are bookended by interviews with the soon to be slave girl talking about her boundaries and how much she is looking forward to the experience and ending with how much she loved it.  Might be a good model to adopt when I build my own dungeon.

The whole 50 Shades discussion evolved from a standard SB meeting over a series of emails.  So it was less likely to be a setup because of the long game needed to carry it out that way.

Just how in the hell are you going to build a dungeon in an RV??? lmao

Good point Gaga.  I just might have to rethink this plan!