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The Erotic Highway

Dominican Sugar? Too much trouble considering there are available chicas everywhere.
herbtcat 6 Reviews 1322 reads
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I am about to get on a plane to the Dominican Republic for a 10 day resort stay. The location is called Black Beards Resort (Barba Negra by the locals) and has a line up of talented DR women ready to meet my needs. 1-2 hours with a new friend will put me back 2,100 Dominican Pesos (about $41 USD). Overnight's in my room are just a bit more and doubles (called Happy Hour) are available for similar consideration.  
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When researching my trip and options, I decided to use two online tools in parallel to see if I can also meet local non-pros who are down for BCD with "rich, older tourists".  I used Dominican Cupid and Seeking. The results were less than good for me. But I should note there is much testimony on DR monger blogs about successful encounters with these sites.  
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Dominican Cupid for me, was just dozens of 35-60 year old non-starters, most with kids. I found one worth chatting by WhatsApp, but it fizzed out quickly.  
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Seeking at least presented about 10-15 POT's within 10 miles of my hotel that looked promising. Only one progressed to chat by WhatsApp (this is the prevailing text tool there) and we started off well.  When I suggested a day and time to meet I also let her know I'd be happy to help her with some child care expenses (she has a 5 yr old, cute) of 3,000 pesos (about $60 USD and well over the "hooker" rate), she flamed me. So I told her I'd be too busy to meet and wished her luck.  
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If I was a local, I'd be more inclined to use these to get quality non-pro (in the DR, it's more likely semi-pro) BCD and be a happy fellow. Those of you who are familiar with DR (GaGa, I assume?) will point out the staggering number of DR women who have multiple older American, British, and Euro gents on their key ring, each sending weekly or monthly presents and believing their true love will come to see them soon.  But I'm not going there for a GF or wife and I certainly won't be sending some puta cash after I leave.  
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So that brings me back to the resort. There are several other locations in DR for mongering. Think of it as one of the "Thailand's  of the Caribbean". But this is my first time there, and my Spanish sucks. So this time I'm staying in the beginner's section.  
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Perhaps, if I don't wake up dead after inhaling poisonous fumes from the air conditioner, or after drinking tainted booze from the mini-fridge, I'll submit a report of my trip.  Until then...
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Life is good.
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The Cat.

coeur-de-lion104 reads

"Don't drink the water" at places like this, but "don't drink the booze" seems like a real mood-killer to me.  

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GaGambler150 reads

One of those times was in Ecuador where the whore houses ranged anywhere from some very nice "casas" where you could buy a bottle of booze for around twenty bucks, mingle with the chicas and take your pick for about $25 for 30 minutes or so to some VERY sleazy strip club type joints where the chicas only charged $7 US, including the house fee. Those places were so unsanitary that not only dick my dick stay firmly in my pants, I wouldn't even take a piss in the bano, but I also refused to order anything but bottled beer which I would open myself after wiping the bottle thoroughly. lol

 
Talk about a "mood killer" lol

 
BTW Ecuador is great, very inexpensive, gringo dollars go a LONG ways there, and there are loads of hot chicas, most of them from nearby Cali, Colombia. I highly recommend both Quito for a Bogota type experience and Guayaquil if you prefer the beach.

 
I have heard nothing but good things about the place Herb is headed to, but I might take my own advice and stick to bottled beer or booze where you open the bottle yourself to make sure the seal is intact. The DR is hardly the only place in the world where it's common to replace premium booze with the cheap shit to rip off the tourists, it's the only one I know where so many people have died from it though.

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GaGambler160 reads

and it looks like your research has proved out my advice on the subject from our conversation a couple of months ago.

 
When putas are as cheap as they are in the DR, it's almost impossible to save money by seeing SB's, not to mention there is a HUGE overlap between SB's and Pros in almost all of Latin America where prostitution is completely legal. Yes, there are SB's who will still look down their noses at the putas, and who are lower volume than the chicas you'll find working the bars, but lets be honest, do you REALLY care how much sex some chica that you are only going to see once or twice has had in her life? The only thing I care about is "burnout" and that can be avoided by sticking to the younger chicas who still have that bright light in their eyes. A few hours down there and you'll know what I mean by that.

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herbtcat111 reads

And 4 chicas later.  All is good so far.  The only (expected) inconvenience is the heat + humidity.  It's always warm here, but this week was unusually hot, even for the DR. The 1st three days saw temps in the 90+ range with about 65% humidity. I brought an inexpensive thermometer and humidity gauge with me ($7 on Amazon) and I keep it in my room. Once I get the room ac and ceiling fans cranked up, it drops to an acceptable 70-75 after about 20 minutes. So I've been taking a few cool-off breaks throughout the day, plus some soothing pool time as well.  
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As for the main attraction, I'll summarize for now:  

4 local women, ranging in age from 18 to 28 (18, 19, 20, 28) and looks on the Cat scale between 8 and 10. The tall-ish, slim perky a-cup 19 and 20 year olds were both quite demure but were horizontally "aggressively-submissive." My favorite!
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I'll try to post a proper review in on TER for the resort when I return, if I can figure out how (assuming using VPN will work).  
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But note that I have spent less on 4 chicas in 4 days in the DR than one of my typical sugar dates in the US. (Not including air fare and room rent.)
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There's a Venezuelan here who am told is THE wild cat of the bunch. And her sister works here part time as well... she seems to be always busy, but we shall see...  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

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GaGambler98 reads

And yes the Venezolanas are considered the second hottest chicas in all of Latin America, just barely edged out by the Colombianas, and due to all the problems at home they are spreading their charms all over Latin America of late, much to the pleasure of a whole lot of horny gringos like myself. It's no surprise she is always busy. You can tell how bad things are in Venezuela when the putas are coming to someplace as cheap as the DR to get work.  By contrast there are a lot of Dominicanas working in Costa Rica mainly because they can make three to four times as much as you finding them for in the DR.

 
I hope the rest of your trip goes as well as your first four days, it does sound like you are staying well within your budget.

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coeur-de-lion101 reads

working on a project in Venezuela in the late 80's, and the Venezuelan pussy was the best Latina pussy I have ever experienced.  Out of all the Central- and South American countries, I think Venezuela has had the most Miss Universe winners.  Besides being animals in the sack, a big percentage are DDG.  I haven't been back since they went Socialist, but to put in perspective what a great time it was, the exchange rate then was 17-19 B's to the dollar, so these women had money to buy sexy clothes and make-up to make themselves look as hot as can be.  If it was still like that, I would be going back again and again, so my point is, what he heard about this particular Venezuelan girl is probably NOT an exaggeration, based on my own experience years ago, so I concur completely with your observation.  

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GaGambler141 reads

I can't remember the last time I was there, but it was during the Chavez years, not during the Maduro regime, and things were already VERY bad there. I think your home state of California needs to take a very close look at what happened to Venezuela because if California was a country it might very well already look like Venezuela. Beautiful, but broken. I think I was there last about ten years ago, I remember it was during the world cup and the bars were full at 6 AM since the matches were played in South Africa, I guess it also means I was last there in 2010

 
Back to the more pleasant topic of pussy, yes the Venezolanas rival the Colombianas for beauty and have a well deserved reputation for being great in the sack as well. Too bad there is no way I see myself being able to ever go back to Venezuela ever again, even if and when they fix their problems it will still be too many years from now for me to even think about going back there. The good news however, if you really like the Venezolanas just go to nearby Panama and go to the Trump Hotel (I know Imp will hate that, lol) but the Trump Hotel is full of Venezolana putas that will compete with each other to gain your attention. A lot of the other neighboring countries are experiencing the very same thing and places like Aruba are staffed almost exclusively with Venezolanas right now.

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coeur-de-lion107 reads

step foot in a Trump Hotel, not even for Pussy.  Laffy might for a really good cuddle, especially a free one.  Jake, on the other hand, being the most reasonable loony Lib, would go anywhere, even a Trump Hotel, for good pussy.  We have that in common with him,  pussy first, ideals second.  Lol

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GaGambler139 reads

Jake has been anything but reasonable lately, but I know he wouldn't let his TDS stand in the way of getting laid, ESPECIALLY if he knew I was not only getting laid, but LMAO at him at the same time.

 
Most likely he'd steal some of the towels to get back at Trump. lol

 

I honestly believe that both LTM and Imp would choose to go without pussy rather than go inside a Trump hotel, LTM mainly because he neither cares for, nor can he afford pussy, even in a country as cheap as Panama, and Imp because while he "likes" pussy, I think he hates Trump more.  

 
As for the two of us, I am sure we have both fucked more loony liberal chicks than we can count over the years. I agree, pussy first, ideals second. A hard dick has no political ideals. At least mine doesn't.

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impposter147 reads

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: IMP would not . . . . .
step foot in a Trump Hotel, not even for Pussy.
Not true. Unfounded false claim. I have been in (the former) Trump Plaza and and even Trump Tower for other business purposes.  
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On a minor note, the short form of Impposter is Imp, not IMP. IMP looks like an acronym or abbreviation: International Matriculants of Prostitution. Samuel is Sam, not SAM. Patrick is Pat, not PAT.  couer-de-lion, OTOH, is more of a C-d-L or CdL or CDL, all uppercase to distinguish it from a cdl keyboard accident. Because others were already using CDL, I also use CDL.

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GaGambler168 reads

and I suppose the "couer-de-lion" would be more properly "cdl" but we've already got one pedantic putz in Jake, so I am not going to lose a lot of sleep over this.  

 
I usually refer to you as "Imp" but I will confess to occasionally using IMP. Again, let me say that I am not going to lose any sleep over it. lol

 
Back to the "major note" of whether or not you would enter a Trump hotel in order to get laid. Which obsession is stronger, your desire for pussy or your hatred of Trump? I'll make the choice even MORE difficult for you and add the caveat that you would have to fuck her on the premises which would require renting a room. No takeout for you. lol

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impposter132 reads

Posted By: GaGambler
Re: Actually the short form of "impposter" should be "imp" not "Imp" and I suppose the "couer-de-lion" would be more properly "cdl"
Imp (capitalized to distinguish it as a proper noun from imp) or just imp are shortened forms of impposter. CDL is an actual acronym: C for coeur, D for de, L for lion.
Back to the "major note" of whether or not you would enter a Trump hotel in order to get laid.
Absolutely, I would.
Which obsession is stronger, your desire for pussy or your hatred of Trump? I'll make the choice even MORE difficult for you and add the caveat that you would have to fuck her on the premises which would require renting a room. No takeout for you. lol
"Trump" has no place in that decision. The room rate, relative to other comparable options, does.

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GaGambler132 reads

I will concede your point about CDL.

 
and I am relieved that your hatred of Trump doesn't "trump" your love of pussy. That would be true TDS. I bet your buddy LTM can't say the same, or rather if he tries to claim the same, we'll all know he's lying as usual. I honestly don't think he cares much for pussy anyhow. Here we are on a fuck board and he NEVER talks about pussy, not on this board, not on GD and not on his local LV regional board. Or at least he hasn't mentioned anything about pussy since his first year or so on the boards about ten years ago when he was a less obnoxious newbie looking to help in breaking his mongering cherry. From what I can tell, he had one "cuddle session", one real session and then he seemed to lose total interest in hookers, sex, etc.

 
Oops, when I said "not on this board" I had forgotten that we were not on the P&R board, my bad. lol

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impposter126 reads

For clarity.  

My full name is an unambiguous impposter (with 2 p's): there is no such word anyplace else, and it is clear that it is my handle and is my name.  Occasional readers who see a reference to "imp" might think only of the common noun imp, "a mischievous devil or sprite" and think that I am being called an imp or that there is some other reference to imps. Upper case Imp is more clearly a proper name and is my name, albeit a shortened form of it.  IMP doesn't fit any category.

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bassrat51147 reads

Lol, but as GaGa noted you spell it with a lower case i, which implies you do not see your nom de plume as a proper name either. So why should GaGa. Lol

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impposter155 reads

Posted By: bassrat51
Re: If you don't bother to capitalize the "i" in imp, why should we?
Lol, but as GaGa noted you spell it with a lower case i, which implies you do not see your nom de plume as a proper name either. So why should GaGa. Lol
Not so. Has no one ever heard of mrfisher? herbtcat? sweetman? e. e. cummings? All proper names, specific to each individual.  
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mrfisher is sometimes fish or fishbro; in context, fish is NEVER confused with ichthyology and is clearly mrfisher.  herbtcat could be just herb, but then a reader might not know if you were talking about a monger or an oregano. If you used Herb, they know it's a person, not a plant.  
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I am impposter, an impish poster, also Imp or imp and sometimes and less preferentially, IMP.

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GaGambler133 reads

You are almost certainly going to be called IMP from here on out by anyone reading this thread.

 
Until now it was very rare that I would refer to you as IMP. Sorry IMP but that's what I plan on calling you from here on out and I bet you CDL does the same. lol

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impposter113 reads

I still say that Imp and imp look like shortened versions of my name. IMP looks like a three letter abbreviation or an acronym and is less preferred for that reason.

Posted By: GaGambler
Re: I hope you know what you have done here
You are almost certainly going to be called IMP from here on out by anyone reading this thread.  

Until now it was very rare that I would refer to you as IMP. Sorry IMP but that's what I plan on calling you from here on out and I bet you CDL does the same. lol

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GaGambler92 reads

but IMP you should know better by now. Telling the board that something bothers you is the best way to get us do just that. lol

 
While we are at it. Some people call me GaG, others GaGa, still others GAG, and of course a sizable number of people seem to prefer "you giant fucking asshole" Truthfully, I really don't have a preference. lol

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impposter97 reads

Posted By: GaGambler
Telling the board that something bothers you is the best way to get us do just that. lol
That, in and of itself, is unfortunate, but I didn't explicitly say it "bothers" me. IMP is the (not "my") less preferred short form of impposter by standard grammatical or language standards. It bothers me grammatically, not personally. IMP looks like an acronym but it is not an acronym.  
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If I asked you to shorten these names, I would give out grades accordingly:
JaJuggler: 10 pts: JaJ JaJu JaJug 2 pts: JAJ 0 pts: FSOB (fucking SOB), etc.
herbtdog: 10 pts: Herb, herb 0 pts: HERB, SSOB (stupid SOB), etc.
coeur-de-leopard: 10 pts: Cdl, CDL, CdL cdl, ... 5 pts: c-d-l  0 pts: SDA (stupid dumbass)  
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You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay ...  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCqh5ROtQRg
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... just don't call me late for dinner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cKZJQYT9wQ

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GaGambler108 reads

BTW I call BULLSHIT!!!

 
If you thought there was a chance in hell of CDL being labeled SDA, you'd be giving out THOUSANDS of points. lol

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impposter112 reads

When you do the homework, please read and understand the assignment before answering the questions.

Posted By: GaGambler
If you thought there was a chance in hell of CDL being labeled SDA, you'd be giving out THOUSANDS of points. lol
The question was about abbreviating or shortening someone's name, not giving them alternate labels.  
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CDL (acronym: C for Coeur, D for De, L for Lion) can be labeled SDA but SDA is in no way a shortened form of coeur-de-lion.  0 pts for inaccurate shortening; 1000 points for accurate labeling.  
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In writing posts, I guess we would need some way to distinguish when talking about that SDA(CDL) from that SDA(GaG).  There you go! Just add the (shortened name tag) to the label and people will know which Stupid Dumb Ass is being discussed!

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GaGambler151 reads

I at least "think" that you used to have a better command of the English language, or at least you would hope so considering how verbose you are.  

 
That said, I didn't see a single "question" in your post. If you are going to start acting like Jake, and becoming as pedantic, I think you would agree that a "question" would end with a "?", am I right? I defy you to point out a SINGLE question you asked in your previous post, much less "questions" or simply point me to where you used even a single question mark.  Actually,  I double dog dare you. lol

 
Now we are going to have to figure out which one of you is the biggest pedantic putz, (PP) but also we need to decide which one of you PP's is wrong more often? The good news, for you at least is that I am pretty sure Jake still leads in this department by a rather wide margin.

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impposter141 reads

You're being the PP and a SDA. I wrote a short QUIZ and said, "If I asked you to shorten these names, ..." That surely implies that the items on the quiz are "questions" that you should answer with shortened names. In the next reply post, I wrote, "The question was about abbreviating or shortening someone's name, not giving them alternate labels." Do me the simple and obvious favor and read that as "The QUIZ was about abbreviating or shortening someone's name, not giving them alternate labels."  

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GaGambler162 reads

There was no quiz, First you made a hypothetical and you IMMEDIATELY followed up by making a "declaration" A declaration of "opinion" of course, not one of fact, but you ,most definitely did not ask a question.  

 
I may start calling you Jake Jr. or JJ for short, or maybe even JJ the PP" roflmfao

 
Of course considering how badly things are going for you on P&R I suppose you are getting used to being proven wrong. I hope you aren't going to continue being this insufferable during the time between November of 2020 and January 2025. That's a LONG time to stay angry, and an even longer time to keep tilting at windmills.

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GaGambler138 reads

We had a perfectly good thread going until YOU decided to hijack it over how you want people to shorten your fake name. That is so "Jakelike" it's fucking scary.  If you want to keep arguing this subject, please feel free to do so ALONE IMP. I would rather go fold my laundry than continue this "discussion" I mean fuck, I would rather go see one of my SB's and fold HER laundry rather than continue this inanity. No wonder you and Jake are on the same side of the political aisle. Sheesh.

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impposter126 reads

I was not a part of this thread until CDL went off-topic with a personal criticism of me: "IMP would not . . . . . step foot in a Trump Hotel, not even for Pussy." I corrected his false assumption and added, "On a **minor note**, the short form of Impposter is Imp, not IMP. IMP looks like an acronym," hardly a hijacking. No one was hijacked or being forced to submit posts against their will.  The "shortened name" topic could have been dropped or ignored, but it wasn't. Now, SEVENTEEN posts later, we have come to this. "Passengers are free to leave the plane! Please disembark in an orderly fashion!"

Posted By: GaGambler
Re: BTW I just noticed you are just like Jake
We had a perfectly good thread going until YOU decided to hijack it over how you want people to shorten your fake name. That is so "Jakelike" it's fucking scary.  If you want to keep arguing this subject, please feel free to do so ALONE IMP. I would rather go fold my laundry than continue this "discussion" I mean fuck, I would rather go see one of my SB's and fold HER laundry rather than continue this inanity. No wonder you and Jake are on the same side of the political aisle. Sheesh.

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coeur-de-lion80 reads

Although you have not gone so far as to say you would go into a Trump hotel for pussy, I accept your representation that you would go in for money.  Nice to see you practical side.  

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herbtcat101 reads

Wow, when you fuckers want to chase an unrelated theme down the rabbit hole, you do it well!  
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I've been back since Sunday, and I'll provide a summary of data:  
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1. Total Chicas fucked: 8 (Heidi - 18, Yajaira - 28, Naomi - 19, Barbie - 20, Channel - 26, Nathali - 22, Naomi - 32, Chyna - over 30?)  
2. Total USD spend on sessions (including propinas): $384  
3. Threesomes: one.  
4. Repeats with a Chica: Three times with one. No other repeats
5. Overall performance trend: Generally, older Chica's had better skills. Not surprising, really.  
6. Total spend on 10 day trip (not including Chica sessions):  
- Air (Bus Class): $1600
- Hotel: $800
- Bar/Food: $487
- Two Excursions outside the hotel: $215
- Total: $3,102  
7. Overall value: excellent!  
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Will I return? Yes. But I will probably visit some other interesting destinations first, such as Thailand, Philippines, Panama, and I'd never turn down another opportunity to visit FKK's in Germany.  
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In the meantime....  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

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GaGambler87 reads

Sounds like you had a great trip. It is obvious that you don't drink as much as me, I completely forget how I've spent about five minutes into a trip, great job keeping track to give others an idea on what to expect. That said, don't expect to get off as cheap going to any of the other destinations you mentioned. Your airfare of course will be considerably more getting to either Thailand or the Philippines, unless of course you want to cram yourself in a tiny coach seat for the VERY long flight to either destination, and i understand you are a rather large guy and I can't see that being an option.  

 
The airfare to Panama won't be any more than to the DR, possibly even cheaper if you shop for a deal, but your costs once you get there will be much higher, those same 8 sessions, even if they are only short dates will still cost you $1,200 minimum, most likely more like $1,600 for even the Venezolas, but they are so beautiful you won't care I promise, unless of course you run out of money before your trip is over, and then I guarantee you'll care. lol  You also won't find a hotel worth staying at for $80 a day, The Veneto is now only about that much, but it's turned into a shit hole over the last several years.  

 
Anyhow, lets talk about the next trip once the after glow of THIS trip wears off. Nice to have you back and I am glad you didn't get any bad booze or bad putas. lol

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coeur-de-lion125 reads

lived every Monger's fantasy:  a lot of good pussy on a reasonable budget.  Southeast Asia is similarly inexpensive.  The Patpong district in Bangkok is like Disneyland for pussy.  Anything and everything you want.  You can find attractive girls for overnights for around $200.  Same with the Philippines.  If you can budget a little more, the most beautiful Thai girls go to work in Hong Kong or Shanghai.  Hotel rooms are higher, but for an upcharge of about $15, the girls will come to your hotel room.   Rates are higher than in Bangkok, but the girls are prettier and more skilled, but these rates are still embarrassingly low compared to the US.  A guy at my gym goes to the Philippines every four months for a week.  He works for the state for a salary of around $65,000 a year, and has no trouble with the costs of these trips.    

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GaGambler133 reads

You aren't going to find anyplace worth staying at for less than $400 night, and that's on the low end.

 
I do agree that just like the Colombianas, Thailand exports a lot of their best talent. Of course the same can be said for the Dominicanas too. The same putas that Herb was fucking for $30 or so who can find their way to Costa Rica will get $100 at the Del Rey or $150 at the Co Cal.

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