"I’m looking for:  Men
Here to drain not entertain. Generosity speaks louder than words, and if you’re fragile, don’t bother."  

 
I like to use Liquid Plumber for my drains, thank you.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Direct, succinct, clear!

What is there not to like, especially if she is good looking!

...your wallet.  I think she's looking for a paypig simp to drain.  And not in a good way.