Some of these one-line SB intros are superb...

One straightforward teen says..."Know what 'sex' rhymes with?"  "Rolex!"

.probably an old one but I never heard it before.

I will look at a profile based on the interest generated by a cute tag line.  Some of them are pretty cute...one i liked was..."I should come with a warning label"

"Come taste what my mother made". I loved it

Best one today : "Keep me safe and I'll keep you wild"

IWillSwallowYouWhole

Walk, don't run, to be the next to sample out new SB arrival: "Backdoor Blondie"
So refreshingly candid, ne est-ce pas?!

Eye catching headline....."creampiedevotion"   LOL

I don't kiss and tell but I scream when I f..k

Lollypoplicker

I likey this one.. ha!

My favorite men is ramen.

I'm fight the urge to poke fun. It's just too easy.

END OF MESSAGE

Happy_Go_Fucky69

She goes on to say she is "lickable and very fukable" my kind of girl. lol

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Inspired me to search for keyword "lickable".  

Found this:  
Handle: Sugarkakes
Tag line: Very lickable  

Then she ruins it with (spelling errors, grammar, and punctuation are hers):

About Me
I work in the educational field i work with special need children i am a mother of one

What I'm Looking For
Someone thst loves to treat and spoile a suga baby love to keep people company

Loves romantic walks to the bank.

Sugarbaby Name
Here for a good time and hopefully your money

"If I don't see any candy I'm not getting in the van."

END OF MESSAGE

I was just favored by a pot SB with a good one. “ Who doesn’t like a nice pair of DSLs?”  Unfortunately she doesn’t live anywhere near me.

I had to go to urban dictionary to decode that ... dick sucking lips, I presume.

I can attest about her scream, lol,  Steph in Flag

Name: Powerful Goddess...  
Tagline: I don't always SB but when I do.. I'm Broke lol
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The she goes on to ruin by saying this (sic):  
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"About Me
Hello my name is Camila, I'm currently in Penn State online for a major in finance. I came to SA to fine a trust worthy man to become my SD and or mentor to also help me with bills and school while we continue to build a genuine arrangement, I also won't be giving you my routing or account number to my bank, if you truly want to help me thank you, by do that via third party app."  
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My only conclusion is that the acceptance criteria at Penn State has dropped to a new low...

I thought that line sounded familiar so I went back through the list of POT SB's that had reached out to me and there she was, I live in Bumfuck Texas and this genius favorited me yesterday. lol

Indeed she does! Why would any SB want to go to Texas just to fuck a bum?!?  
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Sorry, GaGa, couldn't resist. :p

I wouldn't come all the way out to where I live to fuck the likes of me either.

Found this one today:  
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About Me
F U N  
😘
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I’m just trying to live my best life like we all should, Ha!
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What I'm Looking For
A DADDY I can be SUGAR too
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Now let’s play Hide&Seek with your dick & your money.. see how long it take me to find them!