Not sure if this is universal, but pretty much every woman in my life (SBs, ex-wife, etc) has been crazy about the beach. My childhood memories of the beach were not the best -- sitting in a hot (non-air-conditioned) car, trudging through the crowded sand to find a spot (and getting sand on everything), tolerating cold seawater and getting horrible sunburn. By contrast, the mountains were a cool escape from the stifling city heat, and I really enjoyed summer camp friends, swimming and fishing and finding bugs and frogs. Over the years I've learned to adapt and can enjoy a beach with some limits -- short trips to places with other stuff to do, avoiding the big crowds and limiting my UV exposure (I've had basal and squamous cells) -- in the expectation of some gratitude. That said, I had a nice couple of days at the beach with my SB and thought it was a good move without being too costly. Only a small bit of sunburn and lots of good sex! What's it like for you guys?
...and spent way too many days at the local beaches getting sand up my ass, in my car, and drinking warm sodas from an under-iced cooler. Then the 2+ hours of stop and go traffic on PCH trying to get home with a cherry-red sunburn just added to the misery.
Today, the only time I'm cruising down PCH is to go to one of the upscale restaurants with great views of the tide at sunset.
Mountains? Camping in sleeping bags laid on pine needles, eating shitty food heated over a butane stove, and trying to find a place to take a dump at 3:30 am in total darkness. Nope. Just nope.
Today, I need a hotel with, at minimum, a bar open after 10 pm and in-room AC with high-speed WiFi and a walk-in shower. And preferably 2 queen beds so I can bang my SB with abandon in one and avoid the wet spot by sleeping with her in the other. "Hello, Concierge Desk? Can you please send up a bottle of Perrier Jouet Champagne and two extra sets of towels?"
No more roughing it for me at Motel 6, thank you. But that's just me.
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