What I really like is  what she put under "seeking"

 
"honestly just looking for a man who supports me chugging five margaritas at dinner on a week night"

 
Of course it helps that she is hot as Fuck, but unfortunately she lives in Houston which is just too far for me to travel just to see her. I guarantee you however, if I do get down to Houston for other purposes she is at the top of my list of POT SB's to see down there.  Yes, I can definitely see ending up getting carted off to jail with her, but I doubt she's boring, and did I mention that she is HOTT? lol

Somewhere between Mother Theresa and Mother Fucker
I’m a flight attendant, I’ll never forget your nuts
Nips hard in designer bras
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone
No Safe Words!
Freudian Slit

Mat the schlong be with you
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Life is good..
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The Cat

One recent SBs reply to my What  are you looking for ?

"You give me financial relief,I give you physical relief"

i got a magic carpet ride for you