The Erotic Highway

Bald!
herbtcat 6 Reviews 87 reads
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Not a topic we cover (ok, that was a pun, as you'll see in a moment) here.  But I think with a few newer SD's who have recently joined our little social club here, this is an appropriate time to talk about grooming.

 
What is the current status quo for today's Sugar Daddy? My suggestion should not be a surprise - keep it shaved or at least trimmed. Just like many gents here are not fond of dental floss interfering with their labia-centric adventures, so too do the ladies generally prefer a clear line of sight to their fellatio-centric excursions.  If you are sporting thick growth down there reminiscent of Osama BL's shaggy beard at the time of his apprehension, then you will want to leave the 1970's behind and clean up.  Help her help you, friends.  

 
But how to accomplish the task? Many of us, or at least I, are rather uncomfortable with the idea of whacking around there with a super-sharp blade. This is especially true for those of us who are somewhat rotund and cannot easily see the forest for the trees (so to speak) without significant use of mirrors and convoluted body twists. I just don't really want to risk cutting into non-hair bits. I'm not crazy about the need to sport a band-aid-stickered scrotum for a week reminiscent of my first attempt to shave my face in my formative teen years.  

 
So here's some options for the well-manscaped SD:  
1. Self-shave. As stated, this is not for me. I have zero confidence I can do this with precision and without blood loss.  
2. Ask your SB for "help." This could be fun if she's into it. Or it could be a really bad idea if she's not.  Consider carefully before asking.  
3. (Brazilian) Waxing. Ok, sounds painful and a bit awkward. You will need to find a local pro with prices you can afford to pay every 4-6 weeks. Yelp is your friend here.  
4. Electric trimmer. I use a Panasonic Body Groomer (Amazon for about $115 with guard attachments) and use the shortest attachment. The razor can be used without an attachment and is designed to minimize cuts and skin-grabbing. But using the short attachment leaves me with a well-trimmed-looking "fur" that seems to keep my SBs happy.  

 
Why is this important? Let's remember that the key paradigm here is asking younger women to enjoy sex with older men.  IMO, nothing ruins her perception of a sexy old guy like sprouting 3 inches of grey-brown pubes in grapefruit-wide patch of wild growth around your dingus.  Not to mention, the more hair you have the smaller that dingus looks. LOL  

 
So do you keep your kit tidy? Or do you embrace your inner Ted Kaczynski man look?  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

brownjack 5 reads
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"4. Electric trimmer. I use a Panasonic Body Groomer (Amazon for about $115 with guard attachments) and use the shortest attachment."

 
I start the same way, except I leave the abdomen a little longer (not much, about a 1/2").  I then continue with a Philips Norelco waterproof electric razor.  In the shower, I soap up the shaft and the boys and with the waterproof razor I shave those areas, achieving a near waxed smoothness.

 
It is important to note, that if you are going to groom this close, you MUST to do it about 24 hours before the main event.  The electric razor will leave things very sensitive (and not in a good way).

am2014 42 Reviews 2 reads
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On the flat ish surfaces, like right above the base of the dick

Then use the flat attachment to trim the area around the balls etc  

I personally have never used a sharp razor in that area ever, imo not worth the risk of a nick

Also Shaving it too close and then having a 1-2 day stiff stubble if you aren’t diligent enough can cause her a skin rash during aggressive cowgirl / rcg movements  

Lastly, I just keep it super clean and rub a nice scented lotion around there after shower and before heading out to meet my SB

netnoy 82 Reviews 2 reads
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I like it when my girl rocks a bush.  She likes not always having to shave right before a date.  But, summer time and bikinis so she's usually bald and will be when we travel together in a few weeks.

Winter time she let it out, trimming once a week only.

She likes me not being bald either, she doesn't want to date a kid.  I keep it trimmed so she doesn't choke during BJs.  Although I've had girls that love to gag!

blue5361 192 Reviews 3 reads
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blue5361 192 Reviews 1 reads
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I soap up then apply shave cream, and I go at it with my trustee vibrating five blade Gillette Fusion! I hate the look of my old gray hair, so no alternative but going clean! I’ve had no comments from my dates, I guess I’ll continue to go with it!

sweetman 93 Reviews 0 reads
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7 / 7

Another worthy topic from Master Herb!

I love having my equipment licked, so I keep it shaved.  I use a Venus 5 blade shaver. It's marketed to women.  So I figure if it's gentle enough to shave a pussy, it aught to work keeping my meat-and-2-veg lickably smooth.  

 
I knock down the surrounding foliage with my beard trimmer.  And it def makes the tree look taller when it's standing proud in a clearing rather than hidden in the underbrush!

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