Im sorry about the blood on the sheets. It wouldnt wash out. Bitch wouldnt listen to me.  
Humor or not?

It's not as bad as, "Honey, I know you aren't enjoying this ride out into the forest because it's all dark and scary out here. But think of it from my point of view.. I have to drive back alone!"

but it's not I put any thing into it, you know vodka can go bad after it sits around for a long time.

Does this look infected to you?