Just love to know all your SB excuses / heard most of the old ones  / phone dead / car broke down / but now coming up,with some new ones / brother got shot / and had to take dog to vet  
Now if we pulled these on a regular provider - some ladies will and would charge for cancelling  
Just love to hear any more excuses I havnt heard of - lol

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22 you with one pic of the lower half of her  face. Wants 1000 per meet.  

Oh. One more.  Great looking body. I  ask for a pic. She says why then cancels her subscription.  Lol

Best friends husband was in a car crash and I am watch their kids while she is at the hospital.

Son broke his hand at football practice and have to go to the hospital.

Middle of the date after we've agreed on terms, "I'm on my period and don't like to screw on my period

Third birthday in 6 month stretch. So lame.  

I was so stupid.

She says her Mom surprised her with a birthday gift of a session at the hairdresser.  And it was taking way longer than she expected so she had to cancel.

Or how about this one, we were meeting at Starbucks, and I gave her the address. She never shows up, never even calls. About a week later she says she went to the wrong Starbuck's and couldn't tell me because her phone died.

On the other hand: I had scheduled meeting a SB for the first time at a coffee shop. She texts me saying her ex works there so how about we skip the coffee and just go directly BCD? I say sure, we do, and she proceeds to fuck my brains out

Seemed hot. Said she isn't a leech. Just wants to meet a great guy. Get her to say what she wants. $800!. No reviews. No menu. No problem!

Just out of curiosity (and boredom, it was a slow day) I messaged her back, almost immediately she messaged back that she needed $1,500 to pay her rent, that she needed it TODAY and that she would be willing to do ANYTHING in order to be able to pay her rent.  

Long story short, I went back to her profile and looked as closely at her pics, obviously meant to show her in her most flatteringly light and came to the conclusion that unless she planned on being my secretary for a month there was NOTHING she could do for me worth $1,500. lol

Sorry, but there was no meeting for me to "review" lol

"Mmm...sorry I overslept."  LMAO didn't even try to make an excuse.  Yes, pics showed a smoking hot girl, but NFW I'd put up with that.

My second favorite, texted to me while at the restaurant: "Traffic sucks.  I'm not going to make it."

I can only wish for their sake that they lose the crazy before they lose the hotness.

"I just rechecked your profile and net worth. You can't afford me."  Haha

She also expected to be able to get $300 a date, just to show up.  

Obviously since she is one of my current SB's she no longer thinks that way. lol

I give her $300 every time we meet. She doesn't spend the night, which might get her $500 from me as she is quite hot. She would easily get nines and tens on TER, but she does spend a few hours each time we meet.

It's funny on our first date she talked about how the first guy she met was pressuring her to have sex on the first date and how much that turned her off. So I did the opposite, we had a nice dinner and I asked her if I should just plan on going home (alone) she replied she didn't have to go home "just yet: and that we had plenty of time for me to get a room.  Yes, we did have sex on the first date. lol

A 34 yo single OB gyn. Graduated and did her internship in 6 years! She has already done  5 36th week partial birth abortions yet only delivered  20 babies. She had liked that I went to Harvard/ Toledo campus and had a degree in BS mining. She turned off her account or blocked me. I  was in love.