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The Erotic Highway

And her profile is back! EOM
herbtcat 6 Reviews 81 reads
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herbtcat1135 reads

Haven't done one of these in a while.    

 
Note: We generally do not post specific profile names, nor do we share SB personal data (aka hooker reviews).  However, there are the occasional train wreck profiles which so completely miss the mark of young, sweet, submissive babes looking for Daddy that they must be read to be truly appreciated for the disasters they are.  And so I present:  

 
Bellamafia
42 • Female • California City, California, United States
THE PERSIAN QUEEN 👑 stealing men’s ❤️ since 1998

 
This is probably the laugh you need to set out the new year correctly.   Please - read it all! You will be stunned.  

 
Example of the many "WTF's" found in this profile:  
"✔️ I don’t see you as a 🏧 machine, I see you as gentlemen. so stop labelling women as they don’t want you for who you are . You say time is money therefore you must prove me you are not wasting my time ." (sic)

 
In other words: I don't see you as an ATM so prove yourself by spending money on me before we meet.  

 
And it just gets worse (better?) after that....  

 
Enjoy your reading assignment, because...

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

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sweetman104 reads

I tried searching but could not find the profile

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herbtcat82 reads

Yep.  It's gone now.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

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sweetman73 reads

I loved everything about her until I discovered she doesn't like goldfish.  That's always been a dealbreaker for me.  Too bad since she's perfect in every other way.

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mrfisher68 reads

I checked the UD and found dozens of definitions there.

 
The one I think you must be referring to describes a woman who loves to give head.   Is that what you mean?

 
The only other two with any kind of sexual connotation are a penis that becomes immediately erect in the presence of some non-sexual stimulus, and the shape of a vagina during urination.

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sweetman74 reads

Haha, I didn't mean to create a puzzle.  Actually one of the least bizarre things this woman said in her profile is that she doesn't like goldfish.  Seriously!  She also hates dogs and the Jewish holiday Purim. My comment about not liking goldfish being a dealbreaker for me was meant tongue in cheek. No sexual connotation.  

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mrfisher79 reads

how can one hate Purim?

 
You get to have hamantashens, for goodness sakes!

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sweetman80 reads

Read her entire profile, if you dare.  One of the weirdest, nastiest, most mean spirited things I've ever read.

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