I wanted to know how common it is for people to have sex with animals, and why do they do these kinds of things. I ask this question because I saw a subject on the Opra Show and on 20/20 a while back, about monitoring kids on the internate because certain types of web sites can pop up unintentionally. when I got the internate I saw pictures of it, but I still didn't belive until I saw several movies and I was speech less.

I know, I know, you have a friend who want's to know about this. lol

I had a reliable acquaintance several years ago who was a guard at one of the local state prisons.  We got talking about the demographics of inmate populations, why they were there, etc.  She cited that african americans and latinos were usually incarcerated for drug trafficking, gang banging, etc.  She then stated that oddly enough, most whites were in jail (in this locality - south of the Mason-Dixon) for....yes...crimes against nature......beastiality.

I was like huh???  Beastiality??  In prison???  Whites???   I guess neighbors must object to observing their pets being humped by Joe next door.  Gives new meaning to the term "man's best friend", I guess.

So, I think there are 3 take home messages.  First, beastiality is pretty common.  Secondly, you can end up in jail if you get caught being too friendly with neighbor's fido.  Thirdly, white men, in addition to being unable to jump, must be a pretty fucked up lot.

Mind you, this diatribe comes from a white male.

BS

there are many explanations. Control in terms of mastering the object (psychoanalytic); lack of appropriate human partners; fetishizing the animal or simply parts of the animal.

They fuck sheep, don't they,
the Love Goddess

Now there's a term I've never heard before.  And note the difference between zoophilia and bestiality...emotional attachment??!!&^%*&^%)&*^(

Now that is fodder for David Letterman.

This reminds me of a story a high school teacher told me about how Catherine The Great died...as her servants hoisted an ELEPHANT above her....alas the ropes.......they broke.

Now whether or not that is true, I'll leave up to those who may be inclined to Google that topic!

Emotionally attached,

BS

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I think the popular myth is that it was a horse, but from what I've read that's been thoroughly debunked.

...I agreed with the fable, just that I heard it.

Too bad 'ol Catherine's not around today.  Oh, she'd be quite the traveler I think.  Imaging the reviews....

Zoophilically challenged,

BS

I was in Yahoo Chat (dangerous place) and I was talking about how I wanted to get a black lab. Well up pops this guy with a link and he says, well you gotta go here to get a good one.

Link to an internet bestiality site. That was the first time I had ever seen something like that. I did not get the black Lab.

Yuck!

Three Labrador retrievers one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting in the surgery waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, post-boxes, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away".
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."