The Erotic Highway

Okay guys, hell has officially frozen over
GaGambler 7197 reads
posted
1 / 18

I am sure at least a few of you have noticed I haven't had much to say on this board lately, or any TER board for that matter of late. I guess I need to fess up, I "officially" have a GF and I have even closed my account on SA.  

 
Now if it were up to her I would be on here waxing poetic about how much in love I am with her, how beautiful she is, how great the sex is and telling you all about our marriage plans, but as I told her, if I wrote something like that everyone would know that someone had hijacked my account lol And yes, she knows all about GaGambler and TER even though she is neither a hooker or an SB. That said, all that really is true, except for the marriage plans of course. lol We may get married someday, but only after a VERY long engagement, long enough for her to come to her senses about what she would be getting into lol.

 
She is also proof that as Sweets, Herb, myself and a few others here already know,  "young" doesn't mean that she is lacking in BCD skills or desire to be with an "old man" like me. This girl flat rocks my world BCD and I am almost embarrassed to say (or kind of proud actually) she has an even higher sex drive than me. Thank God we didn't meet ten years ago, well besides the fact that she is only 22 today lol, but if I still had the drive I had back then all we'd have time to do is fuck rofl.

 
Okay, here is the good news (well for my friends at least) I will still be posting on the various TER Boards, but I won't be able to offer any "current" info about SA or the Sugar Bowl in general as I have sworn off SB's as I am now in a committed relationship with her. Of course as Sweetman will attest "committed relationship" means different things to different people and I still have her full permission to fuck hookers, but SB's are too much like "dating"  and I care for her too much to "cheat" on her that way. So I will still be posting on TER, I will still give advice where and when I can, but I won't be logging on to SA any more and I won't be much help in that regard anymore. To tell the truth, even though I have "permission" to see hookers, this girl really give me all I need sexually and I have kind of lost the desire to fuck hookers, of course only time will tell how long it will be before I have the urge for some variety, but that's something she will not only understand, but actually encourage. When we first met she asked me what my lifetime "number" was and I seriously considered lying or at least deflecting the question, but as I have said here countless times I actually HATE lying and I knew she'd find out eventually anyhow so I told her the truth. You can only imagine my surprise when she not only was not disgusted when I told her I had been with around 4,000 different women, but she was actually turned on by it. What's not to love about a girl who is maybe a third my age, doesn't need me for money, is way hotter than 90% of the TER "10's" and actually loves me despite my innumerable flaws? lol

 
BTW we've actually been dating for a few months now, I just thought I'd make it official for all the guys on this board who don't think that a guy in his sixties can ever find anything "real" with a girl in her twenties. If it can happen to me, it can happen for anyone.  

 
Oh, she likes tequila too. Like I said "what's not to love?" ROFLMFAO.

 
Peace out fuckers

inicky46 61 Reviews 96 reads
posted
2 / 18

I'm actually happy for you.
Probably because I wouldn't wish a Long-Term Relationship on my worst enemy. And you're far from that. LOL.
All that said, knowing you as I do (which is a LOT better than most people here), I give it no more than about three months.
Good luck.
You'll need it.
LMAO.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 67 reads
posted
3 / 18

... to make snide remarks (something about a prenup, something about keeping her until the handcuffs break, something about maxing out your health coverage for blue pills, something about 22 years on Mars = 44 years on Earth, something about what was his name pre-op, you get the idea...). :p  

 
But instead, I shall congratulate you on finding your true unicorn.  

 
Ride that Pony, GaGa. Ride or die.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

Scaramouche 204 Reviews 71 reads
posted
4 / 18

Looking forward to seeing the wedding/honeymoon pictures...
Yeah, a lot of snarky things we could say but.. everything we do in the hobby and sugar is fantasy and a way of simulating real relationships. If you can have one IRL, more power to you. Good luck!

bassrat51 4 Reviews 72 reads
posted
5 / 18

Man you will go the distance to pull a prank on everyone won't you.  She must have sucked the last working brain cell from your head. lol pun intended.  Congrats old man.

benwabbles 17 Reviews 59 reads
posted
6 / 18

what are her numbers?

Scaramouche 204 Reviews 49 reads
posted
7 / 18

And her Snapchat 😎

carlhungus 54 Reviews 67 reads
posted
8 / 18

Then there's hope even for me.  :-D

So, she's neither a hooker or an SB.  Which begs the question where and/or how did you meet your GF?  Curious, only because of the the age difference.

AnotherDonJohn 79 reads
posted
9 / 18

Very best wishes to you !… Stranger things have happened. Having met my wife in this business a decade and a half ago, I may understand better than most…

So,I finally have a chance to catch-up to your Wilt Chamberlain like numbers? not!

I am about to go through a similar thing as you - although it is by no means as momentous as your announcement… I’m shutting down my SA account this month because I have found someone I could be happy with for awhile. She is through SA but it was an accident she is there, I met her on the first day so I have staved off any bad habits. She is younger than your GF but I’m also younger than you! She is happy with whatever I give her as long as I put effort into the relationship. That , a backup SB, and a wife and my plate is full lol.

sweetman 93 Reviews 57 reads
posted
10 / 18

Gambler my friend, I had noticed you weren't active on here lately and I wondered what was up.  So many things are strange this year, but who could have predicted that one effect of climate change would be hell freezing over, or GaGambler getting seriously monogamous? I do understand though, and wish you well.  With just one caveat.  I got seriously exclusive with one incredible 22yo SB myself.  So when she ghosted on me last January I was devastated.  It still hurts, even though I'm back in the bowl with a rotation I would have considered excellent in times past, but still feel tinged with sadness about losing The One. So please, have a heart to heart talk with your GF about how to end things kindly should it ever come to that.  And in the meantime, go for it wholeheartedly.  You must feel amazed and surprised to find yourself feeling this way about one woman.  I suspect you weren't even trying to find this kind of "true love".  It found you!  And while you might not stay up on current events in the Sugar Bowl, your history and knowledge will always make your comments here relevant and valuable.

AnotherDonJohn 99 reads
posted
11 / 18

I thought that is what they do when another distraction occupies their time and they are fine for sugar…

Anyway, I think GaG said his girl is neither a hooker or SB but only knows about Gambler and his TER ways… As optimistic as I am for him, I expect the latter will surely come up at some point with the inevitable bumps in the road is committed relationships! But at least, in that case, he is unlikely to be ghosted especially if he gets to marriage, kids, blah blah.

blue5361 157 Reviews 62 reads
posted
12 / 18

Fuck her like there’s no tomorrow because one day she won’t be there tomorrow! Meanwhile, enjoy it while you can! We’ll see you back here soon!

GaGambler 94 reads
posted
13 / 18

and she is not only ok with it, but she considers it a "turn on" Go figure. lol

 
Now where it comes to sugar babies, she is definitely NOT ok with that. She considers that too much like dating and also considers it "cheating" which is why I have closed my SB accounts.

 
and yes, the chances of me being "ghosted" someday by her are extremely remote. Will she go all Lorena Bobbitt on me someday? That's a question to which I don't have an answer, only time will tell I suppose. lol

GaGambler 62 reads
posted
14 / 18

emotionally I am completely monogamous with her, but physically she doesn't consider "fucking hookers" to really be "cheating" unless I start lying about it.

 
As for ending it someday. All things in life seem to end at some point, but this is not a "sugar" relationship and sugar rules don't apply here. That said, hopefully we are a lot closer to the beginning of our relationship than we are to its end, but I do appreciate your words about being "kind"

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 70 reads
posted
15 / 18
cageyboy 25 Reviews 63 reads
posted
16 / 18

In a serious relationship with a 22 year old? She still hasn't learned how to properly wipe her ass. You're as dumb as they cum, Goomba. Yes--Hell did actually freeze over. Texas got clobbered last winter and the worst part about that is you're still alive. I thought you froze to death down there. Wishful thinking. You know what the problem with Texas is? Texans.

AnotherDonJohn 103 reads
posted
17 / 18

That dismembered schlong would be a piece of TER history.  

Probably sought after by voodoo shamans for its virility magic lol.  

Anyway, unlike cageygirl, i still see  it as a glass half full situation with a 22 yo. What’s not to like at the outset?! If it lasts at least a few months, you’ll exceed expectations.

GaGambler 107 reads
posted
18 / 18

Back to her age, just think if it DOES last. At 82 I'd still have a 42 year old GF, and seeing how she is half Asian she will almost certainly still be hot at 42. lol

 
We are already past the six month stage and still going strong, so I guess I have already beaten the odds that most everyone here would have set for me.

 
As for cunty boy, he can only wish a hot 22 year old would have any interest in him if he wasn't paying her.

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