but I am back after having to leave my tropical paradise for a business trip to one of your vial, sorry I meant to say lovely metropolitan oasis's. I really am disappointed more that you can know that I was not able to visit with one of your many wonderful women while there but the leaches who were with me trying to get hold of my hard earned poon bank would not let me out of there grip long enough to get properly serviced

that "vial" is a noun describing a small object meant to hold liquid.  He believes the word you intended to use is an adjective spelled "vile," which means repugnant or distasteful.\
You're welcome.

But I need to see some pics...and at least two references.

Posted By: hammerhead896

but I am back after having to leave my tropical paradise for a business trip to one of your vial, sorry I meant to say lovely metropolitan oasis's. I really am disappointed more that you can know that I was not able to visit with one of your many wonderful women while there but the leaches who were with me trying to get hold of my hard earned poon bank would not let me out of there grip long enough to get properly serviced  
   
 Anyway thats my problem ,but I am so grateful to be able to come back together with my new found TER brothers and sisters for what I am sure to be some quality interactions on this board even if I now have to carry the mantle of "mangina man" with just a small "m" of course for now to do it.  
   
 in order to keep interacting with you all and because of what had occurred from a handful of you regarding my previous posts I deem is necessary to place a few simple ground rules when responding back to me please.  
   
 Firstly, I am fully aware that if I choose to post anything on this board you all have the right to slam or ridicule my post or me personally as you deem fit,after all this is the cesspool you and others before you created and I am just choosing to wade in it with you. I do however ask that if your going to slam me please put some thought into it as I will when replying back to all of you. Simpleton phrases such as" your a idiot" or "Asshole" really do not properly convey to myself or the others why you think I am a idiot or a asshole. Please make your slamming of me clear,concise and complete as possible so I can give you the proper response you deserve and just so you all know I am the type of guy who likes to be slammed Hard and Deep, not Fast and Weak!  
   
 Secondly, I must ask you to not hijack my post and go off the topic to start some other diatribe that has nothing to do with the topic at hand or start a love fest with one of the girls on my time. It is my post after all so go start your own Dam post if you want and take the ridiculing there which was meant for me here. Another thing you should all know is that I am a bit of a "Guy Diva" and expect all of the attention to be directed towards me! It is probably why I do not do Gang Bangs as I have a problem with sharing.  
   
 Thirdly and most importantly, though I really do appreciate the kind PMs that I have received from some of you the others who keep asking me for my mothers contact info. needs to stop. As I have already told them she quit providing full time long ago and only see some long time regulars now and then when she is hard up for some Bingo Bucks you sick SOBs!  
   
 Now that my ground rules have been set I will look forward to some of your clever responses and will be posting some more of my views shortly for your well thought out critiques. Sorry if I do not respond back to you all for a bit but the surf is up and I really do need to work on my full body tan again after hiding myself from your toxic filled skies for awhile. Dam I just hate Tan Lines!    

I don't take any slams here personal, thats why i still have the courage to speak my opinion.


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All this rules will be forgotten in a few days, if not hours. But thanks for the words. Some of us appreciate a good read with humor.

Certified asshole? You bet.  

You did not notice 'dam' and 'damn' lol.  

You are pointing out that the OP was not including an "n"?

endure the entire post. Usually I just skip over the long winded posts.

I'm sure he knows how to spell damn...but preferred to not tarnish the eyes (or ears) of the classy hookers here  LOL

Thus your and CPA's observations re other errors cannot be laid at the door of TCL.  And what, may I ask, are you doing here again, beyotch? LOL.  It's been a wasteland without you!  Of course, it's still pretty much a wasteland when you're here.  Just a little less barren.

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Or grammar?

as I look at large urban cities as "vial" receptacles  which harbors the scum which resides in them and thank god acts as protection for me.

Are you applying for your own zipcode soon?

Thank you so much for being the voice of "the Cunning Linguist" and pointing out my horrid expletive mistake.

Unless you agree to throw her a 10/10 review up front! Then we might be able to work something out and also everything would have to be covered with you lol.

Well, at least you do not see crack "vials" in my front yard and you should have told me you were dropping by I would have tidied up a bit and had you meet my sister!

I prefer Indy's myself...and really have an issue with pimps.  Especially those who live in "vial" communities  LOL

My pals were with me....maybe next time?

thanks for the kind words. Please feel free to reply to any of my posts in anyway you please even if it is in a "vile" manner as long as you keep supplying that link to your pics. It took me at least 15 minutes to pull my tongue off the screen after I saw them to start replying to these neanderthals and if you would consider sending me some private ones I am sure it would help out with the problem Sharpedin and some of the others have with my rather lengthy posts and replies as I find it hard to type as much with one hand as the other is keeping busy

as I would not want to review myself being in the middle of that train either!. I am sure she is just around to cheer you all on as you can tell none of those guys are even looking her way.

Please take a moment of your precious time to more fully explain to myself and the others just why you consider me a "pretentious moron". We will be waiting for your thoughts.

I just heard from your sister and she really likes the idea of a MFM.  Now it won't be with an Udo as he is just old, ugly and fat...and I definitely have my standards.  I suppose so does your sister.  I wouldn't subject any gal to that type of torture  LOL

thanks so much for pointing out my mistakes and I am sure their will be many more to follow. You know I really like it when i can get others to do my work for me as unlike most of you I actually have a life so if all of you want to be my 'spell check bitches" that is fine by me. In fact if one of you would like to be my full time "spell check bitch" I am sure we can work that out and I would gladly be willing to compensate you with, well nothing actually.

Send him to see your Mommy....I did hear that she knows how to deal with guys who simply scan a post and don't understand the rules.

But your post should have been to yourself and not part of a reply to lasttime.

You fall asleep?

that TER posts already have spell check.  If you had used it you might have noticed that "gramticaly" is actually spelled "grammatically."
You're welcome.
Now don't make me send Conan The Grammarian after you