play havoc with my memory.   Thus, I end up leaving behind things at the gal's incall, most notably bottles of massage oil.  Over the years I've learned to keep a supply of 4 oz plastic bottles with applicator caps to make up for the ones I leave behind.   Sometimes the gal will keep them and return them to me the next time I see her.

 
I've also left behind coats, umbrellas, and once my cell phone.   I had to find a pay phone to call her and then arrange to go back and retrieve it.   I first tried calling my cell phone, but she was afraid to answer it for obvious reasons.

 
Remembering where I parked is another trick.   I spent the better part of an hour looking for my car in a garage once.   I finally went to the garage office to see if they had towed it for some reason.   They asked to see the claim ticket, then said, I was in the wrong garage.   I wanted the one next door.

 
Losing one's mind is no fun.

I don't bring in anything other than my clothes, phone, car key, the envelope, and tip (especially if the agreement is $50 per CIM).  There are things left intentionally: wine, chocolate, corsets, leggings...etc.

No watch, wallet, credit cards, business cards...etc.

I had such an amazing time with a beautiful 33 year old. But, I had to leave the session in a hurry to get back to where I was staying for a business conference call, so I left without showering.

As I was driving, I started to feel a pinching feeling on my cock. So I just adjusted and kept driving. A few minutes later, the pinch got stronger. Then it started becoming uncomfortable.  

I was driving on the highway and unbuckled my belt  and unzipped to see if I was pinched by the zipper..  

I rubbed my cock and found that I had left a really thick and tight cock ring on me.  
I'm lucky my cock didn't drop off.

I now do a check before leaving a session whether I have showered or not.

Only twice in 35 years

In the mid 90s I left my glasses in the incall of a Waikiki streetwalker. I didn't realize it until I left and walked about 3 blocks away. I turned around and walked briskly back to her building hoping to catch her as I didn't have her phone number (and I didn't have a cell phone either, so even if I had her number I would have had to look for a payphone.) Anyway I reached her building and caught her on the sidewalk just leaving. She took me back up the elevator but left me in the hall on her floor as she went in her room to get the glasses. I told her where I left them and she found them and brought them out to me.

Second one happened about 3 years ago. It was a visiting provider who I had become friends with. I saw her every time she came to Hawaii. We had a mix of paid dates and OTC dates, dinners, sightseeing tours etc., and always kept in communication when she was back home. So on this one visit, I had a 2 hour incall date in her room, then we went out to dinner. I had taken a backpack with me with some goodies for her, but I left it in the room when we left for dinner. After dinner I dropped her off back at her hotel, and headed home. About 15 minutes later, during my drive home, I got a text from her that my backpack was in her room. Since it was almost midnight, I told her to just hold it for a few days and I would go see her again before she left, (for a one hour paid date) and pick it up.

condoms and lube. This one time I forgot my shades, and I didn't miss it until I stepped outside into the sunlight. Then I went back upstairs and knocked on her door. She didn't answer, so I called her phone, and at that point she answered, I told her what I forgot, and she brought them to me.

 
Then there was another time when I forgot my condom, lube and phone. I was still inside the building when I realized I didn't have my phone, so I went back to her apartment and knocked on the door. She answered, and I told her what I forgot, she went and got it for me. By the time I left the building, I realized I also forgot my lube, so I texted her and told her that I forgot my lube, but I can't turn back now so she should keep it till next time. She hit me back with, "Yea, and you forgot your condom too!" I replied with, "Oh, that one you can keep!" and I never heard from her again. I think she got offended when I told her she can keep the condom. People get offended by the weirdest shit! Like, what's that to get so offended over?

 
Since then, I'm never in such a hurry to leave that I forget to check to make sure I have everything. If she's in a hurry to move on to the next, that's her problem. Two minutes is not going to kill her! The sooner I can confirm I have everything, the sooner I'll be out of her hair.

-- Modified on 10/29/2017 11:31:13 PM