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A Providers Ode to Geting Down And Dirty
VonRyan 15 Reviews 3995 reads
posted
1 / 11



Penis breath, a provider's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it may sometimes be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the jism start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your client's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough

And now its time for his second pop
This dude is horny,will he ever stop
Slam,bam,and thank you m'am
Sha-zam,again his nuts are full of jam
Daty,doggie,cowgirl, and mish
Humps like a rabbit...swish,swish,swish
Oh baby,its time for us to explode
Hot dam, he shot another mother load


Cheers!




Unexperienced 4281 reads
posted
2 / 11
Ci Ci 2089 reads
posted
4 / 11

You wonder why they don't eat fruit,
it would make it easier to down the flute.
The taste can be good or bad -- it's true,
but keep it clean and we'll be stuck like glue on you.

Fair play, in turn, is what we need,
to enjoy the moment if you take the lead.
Our tongues are tired, our bones are weary;
don't be shy, go down, we're clean so don't be leary.

Take all our sweetest fruit from the ripened vine,
a stitch in time saves yours and mine.
From the time we visit to the time we leave,
you're in our thoughts, so you should feel relieved.

After wild foreplay comes the mish, cowgirl and rimming,
what a sight to see, it's like Christmas with its trimming.
So turn down the sheets, scent the lamps in oils,
you're headed straight for the unwrapped foils.

Couldn't resist.

Hugs,
Ciara





bobb3950 8 Reviews 2185 reads
posted
5 / 11

Thanks, VR and Ciara.

We can use this kind of diversion from some of the "intense" discussions of late.

Just my opinion...
B

SULLY 24 Reviews 2382 reads
posted
6 / 11
VonRyan 15 Reviews 2750 reads
posted
8 / 11

Booiiinnnnggggg!

Its funny...I stumbled upon the first verse(author unkown)...made some VR changes and added a new second verse...

Afterall, the postman always rings twice...

Cheers!

Ci Ci 2447 reads
posted
11 / 11
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