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You're not alone. Never could appreciate haiku. Guess I'm ignorant in more ways than one. .eom.
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HeartBreaker691293 reads

Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother181 reads

not that I disagree with you, I just felt like saying "Ignorant Motherfucker" lmao

I guess us neanderthals just don't get things that other, more sensitive guys seem to enjoy. Or maybe it's just dumbass shit? I vote for number two, how about you?

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El-Diablo197 reads

This is one of the funniest things I've read on TER in a VERY long time.  Congratulations.

Posted By: HeartBreaker69
Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

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My_Juliet218 reads

Emails well written
Eager to please a nice guy
Knocking on the door

Try not to look shocked
Did someone shit in your mouth
Suddenly feel sick

Hope for doggie style
Please let there be no mirrors
Goodbye my sad whale

Posted By: HeartBreaker69
Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

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TrulyMsMocha131 reads

Posted By: My_Juliet
Emails well written
Eager to please a nice guy
Knocking on the door

Try not to look shocked
Did someone shit in your mouth
Suddenly feel sick

Hope for doggie style
Please let there be no mirrors
Goodbye my sad whale
Posted By: HeartBreaker69
Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

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El-Diablo113 reads

Posted By: My_Juliet
Emails well written
Eager to please a nice guy
Knocking on the door

Try not to look shocked
Did someone shit in your mouth
Suddenly feel sick

Hope for doggie style
Please let there be no mirrors
Goodbye my sad whale
Posted By: HeartBreaker69
Waiting in garage
She said only five minutes
But it's going on ten

Walking past front desk
I'm not here to fuck escorts
I'm just seeing friends

That is a hot pic
I gotta check her profile
She doesn't swallow

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latina.bebe126 reads

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HeartBreaker69197 reads

Hit the ATM
I don't like the teller's looks
When I make withdrawals

She's ready to leave
But my hour isn't up yet
Too relaxed to care

Drama on the boards
No call no show, stolen pics
Please don't feed the trolls

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My_Juliet132 reads

Email fills my box
At least that box was happy
Satisfaction.... Not!

Related Link: http://www.justjuls.com

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HeartBreaker69131 reads

Oh what might have been
I yearn for your soft caress
Damn credit card bills!

The irony is
She visits on my birthday!
No present for me

However, I smile
It's nice to share haiku, if
not some time with you.

...No, Not really true
I want some hot action now
I'm a man, you know!

:D

HB69

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